^^^ but isn't that what most of us do? indulge during the holidays or family get togethers, then go back to 'normal' eating?
would pay someone 10 bucks to steal this dumbass' blood panel results. would be great for a chuckle.
^^^ but isn't that what most of us do? indulge during the holidays or family get togethers, then go back to 'normal' eating?
would pay someone 10 bucks to steal this dumbass' blood panel results. would be great for a chuckle.
"Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at the bowling alley."
I'm doing a "2015 Vitality Challenge" project for the first quarter of the year. I'll be challenging anyone who wants to join to accomplish goals that they set for themselves - weight loss, cholesterol level lowering, inches lost, miles walked or run, etc. I want people to set something for themselves, then develop their own ways to get there rather than being told they have to use this or that product (cleanses, detoxes - they cost $$), or join a certain gym or do a certain routine. If you set a goal and then do what works for you to reach it, it can become a habit, and something you'll stick with.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Heh, she goes for wrinkles now that she has belatedly discovered sunshine (vitamin D), the unnecessary need for Botox when you are already perfect and of course, smoking.
Locally sourced honey would work great! And for fun you can try putting some vanilla beans in it or even spinkling cinnamon in the honey. Cinnamon is great for skin as well.
And yup!!! Honey as a mask and olive oil as a moisturizer. Or your regular moisturizer. Whatever you like!
"Thankfully I'm an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer."
"I think she's psychotic...what do I do?" - Jenny Schecter
^^Now this thread is making me hungry. *off to make toast with honey*
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
You should make cinnamon toast, heavy on the white sugar. Heck, just pour out an entire bag of sugar and dust the top with a little cinnamon. Then take a photo and send it to Gwyneth. Tell her you eat this every morning and you look like you're eighteen.
PS: Make sure you use white bread and at least half a block of butter on each slice.
You know what I use to "detox"? Water. It comes right from my tap, and when I'm feeling sassy I add a little lemon to it.
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Edgy.
Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.
- Mark Twain
Bjs firm up the masseter muscles. Prevents jowls!
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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