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    ^^^ but isn't that what most of us do? indulge during the holidays or family get togethers, then go back to 'normal' eating?

    would pay someone 10 bucks to steal this dumbass' blood panel results. would be great for a chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickiDrea View Post
    When you start the regimen it might make you break out a bit- this will stop after a few days.
    That's because it's drawing out the toxins.

    Totally kidding.

    I've used olive oil on my hair and love it. I use almond oil on my skin and add a drop or two of whatever essential oil I'm feeling the scent of ATM. Grapefruit is a go to for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    ^^^ but isn't that what most of us do? indulge during the holidays or family get togethers, then go back to 'normal' eating?
    yeah, exactly. but i don't feel the need to call it a detox because i know the only detoxing going on is the one my internal organs do for me anyway.
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    I'm doing a "2015 Vitality Challenge" project for the first quarter of the year. I'll be challenging anyone who wants to join to accomplish goals that they set for themselves - weight loss, cholesterol level lowering, inches lost, miles walked or run, etc. I want people to set something for themselves, then develop their own ways to get there rather than being told they have to use this or that product (cleanses, detoxes - they cost $$), or join a certain gym or do a certain routine. If you set a goal and then do what works for you to reach it, it can become a habit, and something you'll stick with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    CHRISTMAS toxins? Like booze, fruitcake, plum pudding and ham? WHAT the ever loving fuck?
    You mean everyone doesn't spend the holidays chain-smoking, snorting coke, and fluffing their 70's bush to magnificent Afro proportions like Goopy?!
    Anyway, my guess is that about all Goop eats these days is dick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett View Post
    You mean everyone doesn't spend the holidays chain-smoking, snorting coke, and fluffing their 70's bush to magnificent Afro proportions like Goopy?!
    Anyway, my guess is that about all Goop eats these days is dick.
    And risk getting wrinkles around her eyes and mouth and accidentally swallowing a few calories of protein? Are you mad?
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    Heh, she goes for wrinkles now that she has belatedly discovered sunshine (vitamin D), the unnecessary need for Botox when you are already perfect and of course, smoking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
    Just put the honey on as a mask and then follow up with the olive oil as a moisturizer? I have locally sourced honey -- would that work or does it have to be buckwheat honey?
    Locally sourced honey would work great! And for fun you can try putting some vanilla beans in it or even spinkling cinnamon in the honey. Cinnamon is great for skin as well.

    And yup!!! Honey as a mask and olive oil as a moisturizer. Or your regular moisturizer. Whatever you like!
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    ^^Now this thread is making me hungry. *off to make toast with honey*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett View Post
    ^^Now this thread is making me hungry. *off to make toast with honey*
    You should make cinnamon toast, heavy on the white sugar. Heck, just pour out an entire bag of sugar and dust the top with a little cinnamon. Then take a photo and send it to Gwyneth. Tell her you eat this every morning and you look like you're eighteen.

    PS: Make sure you use white bread and at least half a block of butter on each slice.

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    You know what I use to "detox"? Water. It comes right from my tap, and when I'm feeling sassy I add a little lemon to it.
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    Edgy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    And risk getting wrinkles around her eyes and mouth and accidentally swallowing a few calories of protein? Are you mad?
    Wait, BJ's cause wrinkles??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Wait, BJ's cause wrinkles??
    Only in the recipient. (Smile wrinkles.)
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    Bjs firm up the masseter muscles. Prevents jowls!



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