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    Give GOOPy a break. She's only overcompensating for an awful time in high school and that one terrible night at the prom!


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    Quote Originally Posted by InigoMontoya View Post
    For real. I think that dude is high maintenance, probably showers before and after sex, and probably makes her listen to his melancholy songs before he'll even kiss her neck. I ain't sayin' Goopy's all that -- just that I think he would be a chore to live with.
    i agree im no fan of hers but he seems like a right pain in the arse.

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    If Goopy is anybody from the movie "Carrie" it's the bitch responsible for dropping the blood on Prom night.



    But nobody would keep Goopy away from prom and that crown.
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia View Post
    Here's an Enty reveal today about Goop. She's not going to let Chris go easily if she didn't dump Affleck over this. She pulled the oldest trick in the book and got knocked up to trap a man -

    December 26, 2012

    Considering this happened not that long ago, you would think people would have heard about it. The thing is, it was right before everything was covered 24/7. It involves three of the biggest stars on the planet, and another who is not that far behind. Our A+ list #1) all movie actor was probably a B- actor back then. He was in the middle of a long term relationship with an A+ list (#2)all movie actress who has not dropped at all from that perch. He said that the actress had got boring and that he thought she would break when they would have their very rare sex. So, when this A list (#3) all movie actress who was a B- lister back then walked into his life, they had a torrid affair. I mean a month or two of the hottest do it anywhere sex imaginable. They were crazy for each other. The one tiny problem is that the girlfriend (#2) found out about it and went off the rails. Screaming and yelling at the actor and showing up unannounced at #3's apartment to yell at her. The even crazier thing is though that #2 didn't break up with our actor. Nope. She said they could work it out and insisted on them going to therapy everyday to work it out. Meanwhile, #3 said enough was enough and went and found herself an A list all movie actor at the time and now a B lister. #1 finally got tired of the therapy and #2 and left her.


    #1 - Ben Affleck
    #2 - Gwyneth Paltrow
    #3 - Salma Hayek
    #4 - Edward Norton
    Forgive my reading comprehension but where does it say she got knocked up?
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    i agree im no fan of hers but he seems like a right pain in the arse.
    You need to take me off ignore coz I already posted proof that he's an arseholes.

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    Oops! Sorry about that. I meant that Goop trapped Martin by getting knocked up long after this BI occurred.
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    Ok where did that rumor come from? I must have missed it, though I'd love to believe the worst about Goopy! She's just so punchable, fun to hate.

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    any man who gets 'trapped' by a woman deserves it.

    unless her daddy is holding the shotgun to your nuts, you ain't trapped.
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    Well you're trapped into paying support at the least.

    Had a friend in college who always said it was easier to spend a few seconds wrapping, than taking time to write a check every month for 18 years. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by olivia View Post
    Oops! Sorry about that. I meant that Goop trapped Martin by getting knocked up long after this BI occurred.
    Haha! I'm so glad because I'm so tired I thought I was seeing things.

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    Bumping with an old open letter to Gwenyth from 2011, but I hadn't seen it before and thought I'd share the lovely snark.



    Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Hates You


    By Soren Bowie January 17, 2011 597,375 views
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    Dear Gwyneth,
    Oh, you sweet celebration of sexuality and class. Even after all these years, you are still as beautiful as a blizzard, as majestic as an elk. I feel terrible about the way we left things after our ski trip to Chamonix. Again, I assure you that you did nothing wrong, I was just young and afraid of getting tied down (figuratively). I hope you've since found some semblance of happiness with Chris and those absurdly-named sex trophies you carry around. Hold your head up high, my diamond, there is no shame in compromise.


    You have to let me go.

    Now, onto the meat. I noticed that you have taken some heat lately from the press for your website, for your spontaneous music career, and for just generally being you. I imagine your self-confidence is a little shaken and that you would gladly wish it all away, if only you knew how wishing for things worked. Well, I'm writing to tell you that everything will be OK. I come to you not only as a friend, or even former mounter, but as someone who's right there by your side, at the top.

    You and I are cut from the same cloth and I assure you, that cloth was very very expensive. The universe bestowed on us the gift to change the world through beauty alone, and we told the universe, "I can give more." Me through my many charities, my peace work in foreign countries and my renowned authorship -- you through that newsletter you do sometimes. Goop is a veritable lifeline to mothers across the country. You recognized that women everywhere have the capacity to MAKE, GO, GET, DO, BE and SEE, but no items of luxury at which to aim those powers. Collectively they cry for solutions to the holes in their hearts, and you courageously answer, "Here, fill them with boots!"


    More specifically, lounging boots.

    As if that weren't enough, you also aren't afraid to bury your helping hands in the wad of the lower class, giving them guidance for upgrading to a better life; your life. As sad is it may be, there are mothers out there right now who are unconsciously poisoning their children with macaroni and cheese for under $25. But not the mothers who get your newsletter -- you are saving lives. The point is, no one asked for your help, Gwyneth, yet you offer it all the same. You know who else does that? God. God and Batman.

    And despite everything you've done, there are critics who still spin your humanitarian efforts as ostentatious. They accuse you of being out of touch with the average woman, and worse, of plagiarizing other domestically-minded celebrities like Martha Stewart. Granted, your work is similar, but each vegan cake you make is iced with healthy dose ofspirituality. I'd certainly like to see Martha make a maple-brined, free range turkey while teaching a woman to mend her soul.

    In addition to the blows your website has taken from cynics, I understand that you are under fire for your career choices as well. I'm surprised to see that the country music fans of the world are unwilling to embrace you as a singer now. Don't they know that you pretended to be one in a movie? As sad as it makes me, I suppose this is the way the world works. The singularly-talented refuse to accept that there may be other people who are more talented at two or three things, or in your case, 47 things.


    Hey, remember when we used to do it?

    Unfortunately, I have no advice to give on that front, only commiseration. I went through the same thing when I put my journalistic career on hold in December of last year in order to throw my hat in the ring for the Nordic Combined event in the Vancouver Olympics. The media was ruthless in their attacks, suggesting that the other competitors had been training their entire lives. But no one had taken into consideration that this event had been a dream of mine for as long as I could remember, and at least since November when I learned of its existence. They severely underestimated my potential to succeed on passion alone, just as they are underestimating you and your musical career. I won that medal, Gwyn, and it didn't take a lot of "preparation" or "work." It never does for people like us.

    Finally, the media cut you down following the assassination attempt on Arizona Representative Gabrielle Gifford. Of all their offenses, this was the most egregious. When Gabrielle was attacked, your rep immediately, and rightly, released a statement announcing that Gabrielle was your cousin. The critics accused you of trying to further your fame through an atrocity, but I understand the motivation. By showing everyone Mrs. Gifford's relationship to a real celebrity, the common man could finally contextualize the near loss. You illuminated the path for them in their darkest hour, like a big, beautiful, blonde flashlight.

    You see, even when you're not on stage, the world still secretly watching you for answers. They want to know how to think and feel about life's hardest troubles. They turn to the best of humanity, all while pretending they don't care what you say. You, my dove, have the hardest job in the world.


    Be brave my pensive, piglet. Be brave.

    In conclusion, I want to be certain you understand that the naysayers attack you because, frankly, you are perfect, and that is terrifying to ugly, imperfect people. It's unfair, the discrimination you and I suffer on a daily basis, but you can't allow their cynicism to clip your long, golden wings. They will never understand that just because we haven't been forced to strive for anything in life, that doesn't mean we can't kind of guess at how that might feel. Keep at everything you do, my colt, the world needs you despite what they say. It needs to know your favorite hotel in Marrakesh. It's waiting for tips on hiring an assistant. It's dying to try your master cleanse. It does this while listening to you sing about loss. We are the few with the free time to sit and ponder solutions for the world's problems, it is we who are gifted with the physical height and superior eyesight to properly see the struggle of the masses below us. It's our genetically larger hearts that keep civilization afloat by forcing us to act on behalf of the greater good. You are the best and everyone knows it, but that's no reason to stop reminding them.

    Your Teammate in Existence,
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    Source: Dear Gwyneth Paltrow: Understanding Why Everyone Hates You | Cracked.com
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    I have always found Gwyneth to be condescening and "above it all". She talks about her kids as if she's the first woman ever to squeeze out and raise babies. GMAB. Glad she's getting called out.

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    It's a flip through with photos.

    Gwyneth on Dinner Parties. : Gwyneth Paltrow's Most Obnoxious Food Quotes | The Savory

    This Veganaise that Gwyneth loves...I'm a label reader because of allergies. Sorry, but that's a lot of sodium and fat in a serving, especially if she spreads it all over everything. They put it on avocados. Why? Avocados are creamy and the good fat. I think she's got some serious food issues because something is off with her foods and cravings. I bet she's a sugar addict and a secretly smokes. Didn't she say she has a cigarette now and then? No biggie. This chick is being taken down by the press now.



    Ingredients: (vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, non-gmo) Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Filtered Water, Brown Rice Syrup, Apple Cider Vinegar, Soy Protein, Sea Salt, Mustard Flour, Lemon Juice Concentrate.

    Nutrition Facts
    Serving size 14g
    Calories 90
    Calories from fat 80
    Total fat 9g
    Saturated fat 0.5g
    Trans fat 0
    Polyunsaturated fat 2.5g
    Monounsaturated fat 6g
    Cholesterol 0
    Sodium 85mg
    Total carbs 0
    Fiber 0
    Sugars 0

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    not starting a new thread on this but interesting pic of gwyneth:

    "Gwyneth Paltrow gets cozy with ex-boyfriend, actor Donavan Leitch, as she attends a Dodgers baseball game with her children Apple and Moses Martin. At one point the pair even kiss. No sign of husband Chris Martin at the game."

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    probably innocent but a girl can dream.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Hmmmm maybe he just had a grain stuck in his teeth that she needed to suck out for him?

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    Haha, maybe it's innocent but it sure doesn't look it.
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