Gwyneth Paltrow Has Been Named People Magazine's "Most Beautiful Woman" of 2013

**Novice** · April 27th, 2013, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by travelbug

What kind of friendships do these people have where they see each other naked all the time? I have NO freakin' idea whether my friends are bush or bare. Don't ask, don't tell is my policy when it comes to pubes. Now if I went and got a Brazilian for the first time, I might have to share the experience a bit with a BFF, but they wouldn't be there to witness it or anything.

What kind of friendship do you have that you don't?

**InigoMontoya** · April 27th, 2013, 03:06 PM

I keep looking at the front panel of the dress, and thinking, "What? Unless her 'vibe' spreads to her hip bones, she didn't have to shave."

**Kittylady** · April 27th, 2013, 03:57 PM

I'm amazed that the Queen of All Things Insipid thought for a second that anyone would buy this bullshit. As for the pubes thing, the only way that I'd know what any of my friends have covering their crotch would be if we went swimming and they had rampant spider legs hanging out of their costume, and even then taming it would be their issue, not mine.

**Novice** · April 27th, 2013, 05:24 PM

I still refuse to believe that little miss OCD has anything less than a Barbie bump.

**Fairy** · April 27th, 2013, 05:30 PM

Man, that dress is ugly. What was she thinking?

**Kittylady** · April 27th, 2013, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by Fairy

Man, that dress is ugly. What was she thinking?

Look at meeeeeee!

**tulip** · April 27th, 2013, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by darksithbunny

Now I am more than convinced, I KNOW this crap is bought and paid for "accolade".

It pretty much is. It is all a publicity thing. Who has a project coming out, who has the most persistent PR people. For example, is Kerry Washington any more/less beautiful than she ever has been? No, but now she has a buzzed about show, so she's in.

Iron Man 3 comes out next weekend. Gwyneth's PR people have been working like crazy for this.

**Serendipity** · April 27th, 2013, 07:28 PM

You'd think she'd want to avoid the publicity from this, there's been a huge backlash and not so kind words said about her 'beauty'. Clearly she thinks she really is beautiful, maybe not so much now if she reads all the comments. That was money well spent...not.

**Annika** · April 27th, 2013, 08:08 PM

kill me now, i think that dress is sorta cool in a outer space kinda way.

TMI about cameron talking seaweed and stuff regarding pubes. wtf. do they all bathe together? do the 'spa' thing?

one thing for paltrow, she isn't all fishlipped and chicken cutlety.