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    I am also purposefully interlaced

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    abundantly interlaced with my husband.
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    I'm macrobiotically coupled with my husband. Sounds like something we might need medication for.
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    So who gets custody of Uncle Jay and Auntie Beyonce?

    Oh and:

    As Gwyneth Paltrow would say,
    You're abundantly attached to undefined.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Hell, I just want to choke the shit out of my husband sometimes. What does that make me?
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    ^^ perfectly rational



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    ^^ perfectly normal

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    ^^ married

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    You people are clevah!
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    Her life would be so much easier with a 9-5 office job instead of working 14 hour days for 2 weeks a year

    Consciously Uncoupled Gwyneth Is Now Consciously Quitting Acting

    Following her announcement that she and Chris Martin are ending their decade-long marriage (that shit's hard, so all my sympathy and best of luck), Gwyneth Paltrow has also declared that she's going to take a break from acting. TBH, my first response to that was...what acting? She's not exactly doing five films a year, and Pepper Potts doesn't exactly gobble up screen time. But still, I get it. Sometimes it is good to simplify and streamline one's life. Sure, Goop has the luxury of doing that much more comfortably and extravagantly than the rest of us, but there's no reason to begrudge her whatever forms of self-care she can afford.

    "I just finished a movie in January that I was doing at the end of last year in London with Johnny Depp, and then I had two weeks here, and then I did a couple of episodes for 'Glee' for the 100th episode," Paltrow told E! recently.

    With that film wrapped, it's time to "go back to [being] mommy," said Paltrow, who announced her split from Coldplay frontman Chris Martin on her website Goop on Tuesday. "I have a rule about one movie a year, so I can't shoot anything for a while, but I'm developing some material and working on the site and raising kids."

    Paltrow, 41, said it's difficult to manage her movie career now that her children Apple, 9, and Moses, 7 are getting older.

    "I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that part of it is very difficult. I think to have a regular job and be a mom of course, there are challenges, but it's not like being on set."

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    i'm making a concious effort/decision to not wish death on this bitch.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Oh piss off Gwyneth. God, she's insufferable.

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    you fucking commoners have NO idea what it's like! I have to work 14 hours a DAY for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! for only 20 million. you sicken me. i'd like to wipe my delicate flower on your $700.00 shirts... except that's not good enough for my ASS!
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    Newsflash Goopy: there are working moms out there who not only work in an office all week, but also have to TRAVEL for their jobs. So some poor actress working on a set away from home for two weeks a year isn't unique in that regard. *rolleyes*
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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny View Post
    Hell, I just want to choke the shit out of my husband sometimes.
    Jackie (reading a tabloid headline): Iowa housewife stabs husband 37 times.
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