Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Separate

[Chalet]

Gwyneth was born into an upperclass already famous family. She never had a chance of a normal life or of connecting with "normal" people. I've never had hate for her as some people do either. You wouldn't expect people from my grandparents hometown in Kentucky to be able to relate to Ann Wintour so whats the difference? Wish her and Chris Martin luck and happiness.

I disagree with the bolded part. I wouldn't consider Bruce Paltrow and Blythe Danner as upper class. They had money from being a working producer and working actor and sent her to a fine private school. Lots of normal people go to private schools and she's been exposed to a lot with work and travel. Both parents were educated, Gwyneth dropped out. I see Gywneth as a creation. She created that weird persona to set herself apart from who knows what or why, but she was not brought up like a snooty blue blood. She has the means not to be mainstream (like being in a gown after having a cupping procedure done).

I don't know anything about Chris Martin other than he gives off a bitch vibe and angry. By all appearances she was a well educated, crunchy girl who had her own interests and could handle dating really famous people. All her pretense, her website and rich girl attitude don't add up to much because there are so many others that look better than her and are smarter than her. She seems like she wants to be the cool, helpful girlfriend but she's not fooling me.

[*Kat*]

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Gwyneth Paltrow is “consciously uncoupled.� What’s your Goop-ified relationship status?

I'm "organically fused" to my boyfriend

[Bombshell]

Magnanimously united here!

[Chalet]

graciously partnerless

[sluce]

Fucking Awesome! (I used my own widget)

[Chalet]

Graciously widget-less

[missbazilb]

I'm "Bountifully bound."

[Brookie]

Abundantly decoupled.

[Honeythorn]

purposefully interlaced ....lulz

[Dorahacky]

Vitally fused....yeah, no.

[MissVenus]

I'm "Purposefully Interlaced"... sounds like an erotic fiction title!

[BelledeJour]

Intrinsically solitary.

How Chris handles the split:

[funky_chicken]

I'm generously cooperating with my SO.

[palta]

Goopy's too good for the clams. I doubt she'll go the A list celeb route for her next public conscious coupling. I could see her with the gazillionaire impresario or art dealer type, someone like arpad busson or andré balazs.

Yes, I could see her with a business magnate (art or technology related), billionaire, european, vegan and ten years older than her.

[Kittylady]

Apparently I am "destined to be artisanally coupled" with himself. I'm not sure I'm liking the sound of that...