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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinola View Post
    Unfair--I wanna feel schadenfreude too, it's so much fun. Why won't it kick in?
    Your cunt-meter broken? When it's regarding strangers who will never really give a fuck about your opinion one way or the other, I save my pity for the likeable ones.

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    When you have to clarify that your break-up is a "conscious uncoupling," you know you're officially Anne Hathway-level annoying and you need to make sure everyone knows you weren't dumped. But yeah, divorce sucks. I feel for them a little bit too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
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    Maybe they are breaking up because they had "unconscious coupling". That's what my sex life is like these days, I'm just so friggin' tired.
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    She's such a tightass..


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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I hate to see anyone break up and don't even dislike the Goopster, but my god, that is a completely insufferable separation announcement.
    It is.
    At the same time, you have to hand it to goopy, she managed to do it on her own terms, on her own website. She defeated the VF cover story full of cheating rumors, and announced it months later once the noise had died down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Did you know that an anagram for "Conscious Uncoupling" is "Iconic Uncool Pus Guns"?
    I just found my new signature. Now off to fill up the tags for the thread....
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    I don't like her but it's not like Chris Martin is some great catch. He's a douche supreme and even more pretentious than she is. I do at least think think Goopy has a sense of humor, unlike Bono 2.0.
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    You have been de Gooped Chris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by She's a Rainbow View Post
    . You wouldn't expect people from my grandparents hometown in Kentucky to be able to relate to Ann Wintour so whats the difference?
    I know. Your grandparents are probably far more classier then the woman who put cuntye on her cover.
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    I'm thinking some of the blinds are verified true. I hope Chris went and had a big mac.

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    a. *eye ROLL* over that term
    b. fresh out of fucks to give
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    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    As seen on Facebook this morning: "Last night, somewhere in the world, I bet Guy Ritchie raised a glass to Chris Martin and said, "It feels good doesn't it?"
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    i'm hoping that this will pave the way for a ton of blind item reveals!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by brookie View Post
    as seen on facebook this morning: "last night, somewhere in the world, i bet guy ritchie raised a glass to chris martin and said, "it feels good doesn't it?"
    WIMMIN, amirite?
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