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    and ya know, it's not like he was a musician out on the road with women looking to fuck musicians all around or anything like that........Chris was always home, locked in the attic, wearing a male chastity belt.



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    I think if I were to end a long term relationship, I would want to stay single for a while. Learn to be on your own again.
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    I could have sworn there was a male chastity belt involved. Or at least a locking codpiece.

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    ^Absolutely. Except this relationship overlaps the old. Homewrecking whore
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    ^Absolutely. Except this relationship overlaps the old. Homewrecking whore
    True. That's a prickly little problem right there

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    I'm fairly sure everyone in The Biz are all sex maniacs screwing everyone and everything. Somebody here said monogamy makes you a freak...
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    Exactly. It's neither one nor the other. It's both!

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    I wonder whom she'll decide to consciously couple with next.
    'I had to get rid of the kid. The cat was allergic.'

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    I want to stay overnight at a billionaire,s guy house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    I wonder whom she'll decide to consciously couple with next.
    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    I want to stay overnight at a billionaire,s guy house.
    And there you have your answer.

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    From Jezebel:

    Shots fired in the conscious uncoupling of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin! While Our Lady of Divine Goop was across the country in New York City, Martin was spotted at a L.A. fast food restaurant feeding his children french fries. THE KIND THAT COMES OUT OF A DEEP FRYER.
    A diner at Reddi Chick spotted the family and quickly reported the sighting to InTouch.(Thank you, brave, anonymous bystander — you are Abraham Zapruder of celebrity children).
    Apparently, the meal was all-out anarchy:
    "They were shoveling handfuls of fries into their mouths," an eyewitness tells In Touch of Apple, 10, and Moses, 8. "It was like they'd never eaten anything so good in their lives! They were loving every second of it."
    Classic divorced dad move by Chris Martin. Win the kids over by letting them eat whatever they want and then send them back to their strict mom. My dad tried the same thing, but it only worked until my mother upped the game by letting me watch Jerry Springer everyday before doing my homework. MY DAD DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CABLE.
    Anyway, look forward to at least 10 more years of this, Chris.


    mmmm.....french fries!

    I wonder if Gwynnie will make them go on a cleanse now.
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    ~eyeroll~ yeah, i'm sure they never had a french fry in their entire lives before because of their evil mom. i'm guessing the 'eyewitness' has never seen kids eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    ~eyeroll~ yeah, i'm sure they never had a french fry in their entire lives before because of their evil mom. i'm guessing the 'eyewitness' has never seen kids eat.

    Eugh. . Like kids can only be happy when you feed them crap and you are and that evil bitch doesn't want her kids happy

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    Oh yeah, they would have had french fries lots of times in their lives but not from their evil mom.

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    Doesn't Gwyneth claim that her kids have all kinds of food sensitivities?
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