Yeah, it's funny how Gwynnie is the desperate one to upload the photo.
Yeah, it's funny how Gwynnie is the desperate one to upload the photo.
Because of course, in this day & age, one simply must relocate instead of using various forms of electronic communication....
I bet it was tea total too, or if not the only alcohol on offer was vodka strained through virgin Irish nun's knickers from 1875...
But by living in la she will become even more out of touch, IMO.
"I don't know what I am to them, maybe a penguin XD" - Tiny Pixie
Gwyneth Paltrow has been 'bragging about her amicable divorce'.
The 41-year-old actress announced her 'conscious uncoupling' from Chris Martin in March after 10 years of marriage but friends are reportedly annoyed that she won't stop talking about how her split has been 'perfectly planned'.
A source told RadarOnline: 'All she’s doing is bragging about how peaceful her divorce is and how she and Chris planned it so perfectly that it is hardly disrupting their lives.
The perfect divorce? Gwyneth Paltrow's friends are reportedly annoyed with her for bragging about her and Chris Martin's 'perfectly planned' divorce
'Gwyneth has always thought she had the most perfect life and even though she’s getting a divorce and both of them are getting bad press she doesn’t care.
'She has become insufferable saying how happy she is with the way everything is evolving.
'It's so ridiculous to listen to her talk as if nothing bad is going on at all for her. But Gwyneth has always had a protected privileged life and this is no different.'
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Mocking: Gwyneth's friends are said to have been mocking her choice of the phrase 'conscious uncoupling' to describe her and Chris's split
And it's not just her attitude since the split that has annoyed Gwyneth's friends, they are all mocking her decision to call it a 'conscious uncoupling'.
'We have always conducted our relationship privately,' Paltrow wrote in a public announcement of the end of her marriage that immediately shut down her GOOP site. 'We hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.'
The source said: '"Conscious uncoupling"has become a joke among Gwyneth’s friend.'
Meanwhile, Chris has spoken about his split from Gwyneth - the mother of his children Apple and Mose - for the first time.
The Coldplay frontman talked about the end of his ten-year marriage to the actress in an interview with BBC Radio 1's Zane Lowe.
'Everyone in their life goes through challenges. Whether it's love or money or kids or illness,' Chris, 38, said in a teaser from the interview which will air on Monday 28th April.
Chris continued: 'There have been a lot of false headlines recently but this would be a real one.'
He did not specifically name his estranged wife, but the interview will focus on his life and music.
Read more: Gwyneth Paltrow 'brags about how she and Chris Martin planned perfect divorce' | Mail Online
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That's her problem in a nutshell: she's a braggart. She *needs* people to see that she's better than them.
Pathetic.
She's very spoilt and deluded. It's going to be hell for the next guy.
Chris Martin and Alexa Chung 'spotted on a date in New York' less than TWO MONTHS after split from Gwyneth Paltrow
By SAM RONAN
PUBLISHED: 23:30, 13 May 2014 | UPDATED: 09:29, 14 May 2014
They were rumoured to have struck up a friendship at Glastonbury festival last year, while he was still married to Gwyneth Paltrow.
Now it has been reported that less than two months after their split, Chris Martin was spotted on a night out with model and presenter Alexa Chung.
According to Heat Magazine, the pair enjoyed a drink together last week at the trendy New York bar Elsa.
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Spotted: According to Heat Magazine, Chris Martin and Alexa Chung were seen on a drink date at the trendy New York bar Elsa last week
'When I arrived, about 9:15 p.m., they were tucked away in a dark corner of the back room of the bar,' a source tells the publication.
The source added: 'Chris and Alexa seemed to know each other really well. They were both in a great mood, and even asked us to watch their bags when they went out for a cigarette. It definitely looked like a date to me.'
MailOnline contacted representatives for both Chris and Alexa, who did not immediately respond.
It is not the first time the pair have been spotted together.
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What would Gwyneth say? Paltrow announced her split from Martin via her healthy-living site Goop.com in March which promptly crashed due to the overwhelming traffic
Happier times: Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin separate
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Chris Martin and Alexa Chung 'spotted on a date in New York' less than TWO MONTHS after his divorce to Gwyneth Paltrow
At Glastonbury festival last year, Jessica Goldsack told MailOnline how she had served them ice cream in the early hours of the morning.
'They turned up together at around 3 or 4am and came over to where I was working at Shaken Udder and said to me and my friend 'what do you recommend?'
'They looked like they were just chilling and having a good time. I did find it a little odd that they were together – but we had a little chat and they wandered off after they asked us if we knew of any good places to go and have a few drinks.
'They were having a laugh together, but it didn't seem that anything was going on.'
Gwyneth announced her split from Martin via her healthy-living site Goop.com which promptly crashed due to the overwhelming traffic.
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'Conscious Uncoupling': Gwyneth and Chris were spotted on a night out in Santa Monica post split, just a few weeks ago on 1 May
Read more: Chris Martin and Alexa Chung 'spotted on date in New York' | Mail Online
Ha ha ha! It's really got to piss the Goopster off when her hubby finds someone younger AND skinnier than her.
I am not getting the appeal of this Alexa chick. Buuuuut, Chris wins at being the first one spotted on a date, so there, goop!
It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
yes, it's a real 'victory' when your husband is seen in public with the woman he was cheating on you with.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
That crosseyed sceleton is not attractive either..
Well, the 'victory' would be his, not hers.
If I'd been serious.
It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.
she should have stayed home, then he'd have been faithful.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Or at least not staying overnight at that billionaire guy's place.
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