Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Separate

[Laurent]

that is a completely insufferable separation announcement.

Which is why I figure she really did write it herself.

[ADel]

Calling it "conscious uncoupling" is ridiculously annoying and slap-worthy.

[deenz]

Oh, they were still married?

[Palermo]

He's probably running out and eating all the carbs and fast food he can get his hands on

[Belt Up]

He's probably running out and eating all the carbs and fast food he can get his hands on

Bet he's snorting white sugar as we speak.

[Beeyotch]

Well I DO feel schadenfreude, never could stand the bitch and so I fully co-sign this sentiment:

[Trixie]

I would have preferred an unconscious uncoupling, but you can't have everything.

[ConstanceSpry]

Wasn't Goopy the one who recommended blowjobs to solve marital issues? Guess that didn't work out so well. Or else, they weren't stellar enough.

[Bombshell]

I just saw this pop up in my FB feed and I RAN (as much as one can while only moving their fingers) over here to see what you crazy lot have to say about it.

That's how much I adore you all. Gossip happens and I can't wait to come here and see what's up.

I'm sure Gwenny will have the most fashionable divorce EVAH.

Speaking of Chris gorging on sugar and junk food, can you imagine the kids when he first gets them for the weekend? All the crap they are going to eat? How much they are NOT going to want to go back to eating organic coddled duck eggs and tofu bacon?

[sluce]

I like her pretentious ass and am sorry to hear this.

[KrisNine]

He's probably running out and eating all the carbs and fast food he can get his hands on

I picture Chris sitting at a McDonalds, drowning his sorrows in some McNuggets.

[rockstar]

Her pretentious ass could not even just say we are separating she has to make a conscious declaration.

[Shinola]

Well I DO feel schadenfreude, never could stand the bitch and so I fully co-sign this sentiment:

Unfair--I wanna feel schadenfreude too, it's so much fun. Why won't it kick in?

[Bellatheball]

Only she would be so pretentious as to call it "uncoupling." Run Chris, run!!!

[She's a Rainbow]

Gwyneth was born into an upperclass already famous family. She never had a chance of a normal life or of connecting with "normal" people. I've never had hate for her as some people do either. You wouldn't expect people from my grandparents hometown in Kentucky to be able to relate to Ann Wintour so whats the difference? Wish her and Chris Martin luck and happiness.

Me, too. I know everyone loves to hate Gwynnie but I don't. This is a sad time for their family and I wish them well.