Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Separate

**Susan jones** · March 31st, 2014, 05:50 PM

They are saying that Chris and Kate Hudson have been seeing each other since he and G have been in LA - Novemberish. That doesn't negate Alexa Chung at all. Lainey only said that he can't stop thinking about her - not that he isn't going to f*ck anyone else!

**levitt** · March 31st, 2014, 06:34 PM

The fact that Chris is a "hunk" makes me think this Hollywood beauty is going to Courtney Stodden.

**sputnik** · March 31st, 2014, 08:43 PM

well, his band sucks so that would be right up kate hudson's alley.

**Kittylady** · April 1st, 2014, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

well, his band sucks so that would be right up kate hudson's alley.

And if things stay true to form hooking up with her will probably mean that we never hear another song from them again.

**fuzuoko** · April 1st, 2014, 10:44 AM

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow amicable divorce to hide secrets?|Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update

Music is the way to his heart, OF COURSE

Chris Martin, now consciously uncoupled, was on The Voice last night. His appearance was pre-taped. Still, that can’t have been a disappointment for NBC seeing as their new guest mentor was basically the biggest headline in entertainment news last week. Oh timing. Coincidence or conspiracy?

As I was first to report last week, Chris and Gwyneth were in Eleuthera last week. They were papped at dinner looking amicable so, as suggested, the most civil breakup in the history of breakups…so far. Click here to see photos. TMZ reports that the divorce will not get acrimonious because both have too much to hide/lose. Really? Like what? You already know about G’s blinds.

And then there’s Alexa Chung. Who turned up on Stella McCartney’s Instagram last night:

Alexa and Stella have been friends for a while now. This is where the Girl Sh-t gets so tricky. When there are already established relationships, neutral is the position then, for some. But how would it begin in the first place? As I understand it, it reads like a Young/New Adult romance novel.

Music. The great aphrodisiac. When you’ve been married with kids for so long, when you weren’t able to scratch that rock star itch, certainly not enough, and a beautiful, young girl starts singing obscure songs to you (of the ska and rock steady variety), you might start believing your own lyrics…especially when she’s such a free spirit and always ready for adventure and processed food. Cliches always feel so original to the people experiencing them.

**Mel1973** · April 1st, 2014, 10:51 AM

can't stand lainey. she's more of an insufferable twat than gwynnie!

**fgg** · April 1st, 2014, 10:52 AM

that's probably the first picture of alexa chung where i thought she was pretty.

**MsDark** · April 1st, 2014, 10:55 AM

What's the huge deal (other than that she may have been fucking Chris Martin) about this Alexa Chung? She's kind of ordinary looking to me. I mean, better looking than Goopy of the piss-colored straw hair and crappy skin and osteoporosis riddled bones, but if it weren't for GR I wouldn't even know who this broad is.

**levitt** · April 1st, 2014, 10:59 AM

Alexa Chung annoys the fuck out of me and I don't understand how she managed to cling on to whatever fame she has either

**Trixie** · April 1st, 2014, 11:34 AM

Lainey is sure hung up on this Alexa Chung thing...OMG she showed up on Stella's instagram, how cryptic.

**fuzuoko** · April 1st, 2014, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Trixie

Lainey is sure hung up on this Alexa Chung thing...OMG she showed up on Stella's instagram, how cryptic.

I don't think it's about it being some kind of clue so much as Stella and Gwyneth are best pals, so the whole thing is just extra incestuous or high school-esque.

**MohandasKGanja** · April 1st, 2014, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

What's the huge deal (other than that she may have been fucking Chris Martin) about this Alexa Chung? She's kind of ordinary looking to me. I mean, better looking than Goopy of the piss-colored straw hair and crappy skin and osteoporosis riddled bones, but if it weren't for GR I wouldn't even know who this broad is.

I think the important question here is - who has thicker eyebrows: Leonid Brezhnev or Alexa's dad?

**Trixie** · April 1st, 2014, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by fuzuoko

I don't think it's about it being some kind of clue so much as Stella and Gwyneth are best pals, so the whole thing is just extra incestuous or high school-esque.

I get that, but I think Lainey is the one being high-schoolish here.

**fuzuoko** · April 1st, 2014, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Trixie

I get that, but I think Lainey is the one being high-schoolish here.

Always!

**Bellatheball** · April 1st, 2014, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

What's the huge deal (other than that she may have been fucking Chris Martin) about this Alexa Chung? She's kind of ordinary looking to me. I mean, better looking than Goopy of the piss-colored straw hair and crappy skin and osteoporosis riddled bones, but if it weren't for GR I wouldn't even know who this broad is.

I still don't know who in the hell she is.