Grey's Anatomy killing off Katherine Heigl?

[AgentOrange]

Maybe she could choke on a nut, go into anaphylactic shock, and be mistaken for David Lee Roth (dialogue: "Is that David Lee Roth?", "I dunno, but if it is, then he's really let himself go.")

It would raise awareness of nut allergies, and David Lee Roth!

Seriously, did she learn nothing from all those other ego tripping TV stars who f*d their careers by thinking that their sh!t stopped stinking because they'd made it in prime time? Like Farrah, Suzanne Sommers, Gail O Grady, etc. David Caruso was almost on the list to! Evangline Lilly and 'the lovely Eva Longoria' look like they're going that route.

Eat em and Smile

[Just Kill Me]

Originally Posted by McJag

How's this: she is walking in the park. Suddenly the Budweiser Beer carriage comes by,pulled by the magnificant Clydesdales. We see hands shove her out and darn! she gets trampled. Next the Rockettes high kick over her body. Peta people rush in & scream at her for upsetting the horses. Rev Jesse Jackson leaps over to denounce her, for they were black horses. A crowd of Vultures from (forgot which antimated movie)descends and they all sing "Food,Glorious Food" and the camera pans back to see her lying in horse dung,pelted with bird shit. The End.
There won't be a dry eye in the house.

That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Grimm is so taking away my exclamation point!!!)
Birds must be trying to get her sweet eye juices... I love the Simpsons. I'm off to find the MadTV parody of Grey's now.

Okay I saw one Grey's spoof that I'd never seen the "Yall need to do your rounds" one, but then I saw this one that I had seen a while back. I fucking love MadTV; this is the Grey's House spoof YouTube - MadTV new 'Grey's Anatomy' and 'House' spoof (Feb 17 episod)

[AgentOrange]

Katherine Heigl: 'Grey's Anatomy' Has Exciting Arc Planned For Katherine Heigl In Which She Drops Dead

The ongoing mutual loathfest between notoriously stroppy film and TV star Katherine Heigl and the producers of Grey's Anatomy reaches a hateration crescendo with rumors that her character will have the plot equivalent of a soft hospital pillow (or maybe an actual one) pressed onto her face by showrunner Shonda Rhimes until all of her limbs stop flailing, at which point her lifeless corpse will be free to pursue whatever big screen pursuits it so pleases. From EOnline.com:

Latest buzz hissing from the set of the ABC hit is that creator Shonda Rhimes may be entertaining the idea of killing off Heigl's Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens because of the now infamous remarks Heigl made about the upcoming Emmys.
"It's not good there," a source tells me of the Grey's Anatomy set. "Shonda is pissed. They're thinking of killing her off. They want Izzie dead." [...]
A rep for Rhimes said, "I haven't heard anything about that." Reps for Heigl and ABC declined to comment.


We'd remind you that the rumors of Izzy's imminent demise are, for the time being at least, just that: rumors. We'd suggest waiting for confirmation before you start affecting your best Sicilian Widow, comforting yourselves between nose-blowing trumpet-flourishes by telling anyone who'll listen, "It's OK. She's finally with Denny now."

[Just Kill Me]

Bitch is soooooo dead.

[Lily]

Originally Posted by yoyoma

I guess she's going to get her wish after all.
It will be hilarious if no one offers her a movie role after she's killed
off from the series.

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

that's what I'm hoping for

me three

[mella]

Everybody is hoping the same thing

[Just Kill Me]

Maybe if we all run into this thread and collectively think "die izzie die" it will happen?

[scooter]

Do the names Shelly Long and David Caruso ring a bell, Katherine? Yes sweetie, leave the hit show (aka make them fire you so you're released from your contract) because 'you're too big a star'. The only one who successfully pulled that off in recent memory is George Clooney. But GC payed his dues for a lot of years in ER, Sisters, etc.

[cmmdee]

No, no, no. They are doing this all wrong.
What they need to do is have her fall into a coma, contractually obligated for the next five years, without waking up and then when the show is about to end or be cancelled, have her miraculously wake up and say, "Am I in the movies now?"

[Just Kill Me]

Awesome!!!!!!!!