May 15th, 2008, 11:30 PM
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Probably because ole baggy eyes had whiskey dick and would have had enough trouble keeping it up for one broad, let alone two.
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Probably looks like the saggy baggy elephant down there. Goes with his eyes.
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May 15th, 2008, 11:42 PM
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Mr. Eyebags probably has a limp noodle from all that candy he snorts. Or it's from Chinni.  He dared enter the sandy tomb, and maybe her barnacle vag snatched his winky right off.
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May 15th, 2008, 11:47 PM
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Vince has really lost his joie de vivre.
When they were here shooting Wedding Crashers, Vince & Owen were going out every night and Vince was the pied piper of pussy. Clusters of hot girls were fighting with each other to get close to them. Owen always hung back and let Vince do his schtick. A few times we would see Owen at our favorite college bar, upstairs by himself, drinking with my friend the bartender. It was awful.
Now I'm sad that Vince is going down the same road as Owen........can someone plse save Vince Vaughn from himself?
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May 15th, 2008, 11:51 PM
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Maybe he didn't want to fuck two incestuous skanks?
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May 16th, 2008, 12:08 AM
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Vince has really lost his joie de vivre.
When they were here shooting Wedding Crashers, Vince & Owen were going out every night and Vince was the pied piper of pussy. Clusters of hot girls were fighting with each other to get close to them. Owen always hung back and let Vince do his schtick. A few times we would see Owen at our favorite college bar, upstairs by himself, drinking with my friend the bartender. It was awful.
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Aww, why was poor Owen drinking by himself?  That damn Vincent should've shared the pussy with him. 
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May 16th, 2008, 12:36 AM
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Man- He looks like he has been rode hard and put away wet.
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May 16th, 2008, 03:09 AM
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I like him and think he's fairly sexy. Good for him for having some sense and not taking every fuck on offer.
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May 16th, 2008, 08:24 AM
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He's funny, I loved his dialogue in Wedding Crashers and Mr.and Mrs.Smith his timing was classic.
I didn't like the PR b/s romance with Jennifer Aniston, that was so lame, who could have believed that crap?
If he was checking out the p---y (oh shut up I still can't say that word) it was a act, the dude is gay...... and for once I'm glad he bats for the other team.
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May 16th, 2008, 08:29 AM
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Just because you don't jump at every slut's orgy offer doesn't make you gay. It makes you have common sense.
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May 16th, 2008, 08:55 AM
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He USED to be hot.
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May 16th, 2008, 09:10 AM
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I wonder what the sisters looked like...
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My thoughts exactly!
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May 16th, 2008, 10:15 AM
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Just because you don't jump at every slut's orgy offer doesn't make you gay. It makes you have common sense.
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Exactly. I don't think he's gay in the least, and its kind of offensive to think that every guy would have jumped at this offer. They could have been incredibly skanky, incredibly ugly, or way too desperate. Not every man is going to just have sex with just anyone who asks.
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May 16th, 2008, 11:41 AM
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^^ Very true. They might've looked like Chinni or something! 
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May 16th, 2008, 01:04 PM
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I betcha once upon a time that tall slab of meat Vinny could fuck a girl swinging, literally. 
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