Mr. Eyebags probably has a limp noodle from all that candy he snorts. Or it's from Chinni.He dared enter the sandy tomb, and maybe her barnacle vag snatched his winky right off.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Vince has really lost his joie de vivre.
When they were here shooting Wedding Crashers, Vince & Owen were going out every night and Vince was the pied piper of pussy. Clusters of hot girls were fighting with each other to get close to them. Owen always hung back and let Vince do his schtick. A few times we would see Owen at our favorite college bar, upstairs by himself, drinking with my friend the bartender. It was awful.
Now I'm sad that Vince is going down the same road as Owen........can someone plse save Vince Vaughn from himself?
"the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone"
Maybe he didn't want to fuck two incestuous skanks?
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, let's have lots of drinks.
Fuck you all, I'm going viral.
Man- He looks like he has been rode hard and put away wet.
I like him and think he's fairly sexy. Good for him for having some sense and not taking every fuck on offer.
'Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.' Ben Franklin
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." --Sinclair Lewis
He's funny, I loved his dialogue in Wedding Crashers and Mr.and Mrs.Smith his timing was classic.
I didn't like the PR b/s romance with Jennifer Aniston, that was so lame, who could have believed that crap?
If he was checking out the p---y (oh shut up I still can't say that word) it was a act, the dude is gay...... and for once I'm glad he bats for the other team.
Just because you don't jump at every slut's orgy offer doesn't make you gay. It makes you have common sense.
He USED to be hot.![]()
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Exactly. I don't think he's gay in the least, and its kind of offensive to think that every guy would have jumped at this offer. They could have been incredibly skanky, incredibly ugly, or way too desperate. Not every man is going to just have sex with just anyone who asks.
Women ain't gonna let a thing like sense fuck up their argument. - Chris Rock
^^ Very true. They might've looked like Chinni or something!![]()
I betcha once upon a time that tall slab of meat Vinny could fuck a girl swinging, literally.![]()
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