Gerard Depardieu says he drinks 14 bottles of wine a day

**spinmonkey** · September 16th, 2014, 11:50 PM

Those are some crazy tolerances...I'd need a catheter!

One thing I never understood coming from a family of alcoholics. They never passed out but became more active? They'd start drinking early in the day and be up all night. Never understood that! I'm ready for bed after fourth beer.

**SHELLEE** · September 16th, 2014, 11:56 PM

^What happened to your avi?
Oh and I'm a pro. Weekends I can drink all day, not eat and you wouldn't know it.

**spinmonkey** · September 17th, 2014, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by SHELLEE

^What happened to your avi?
Oh and I'm a pro. Weekends I can drink all day, not eat and you wouldn't know it.

I lost it. I uploaded a new one with Leann and Eddie as matching dicks but figured it would get me in trouble so I went to replace with reg. avi I couldn't find a copy. I'll have to check storage drive. *kicks self in ass* ETA: found it!

I can smoke herb 'til the cows come home

**nwgirl** · September 17th, 2014, 02:51 AM

Soooooo...drinking that much is apparently frowned upon?

J/K. Altho I can totally believe this. My ex could easily drink 2 cases of beer in a day. Easily.

**stef** · September 17th, 2014, 03:49 AM

he's a disgusting, vile pig. you can practically smell him through the screen.

**cnynrnr** · September 17th, 2014, 05:19 AM

I wonder how much alcohol is enough to kill you? Is it a weight thing or based on tolerance?

**SHELLEE** · September 17th, 2014, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by spinmonkey

I lost it. I uploaded a new one with Leann and Eddie as matching dicks but figured it would get me in trouble so I went to replace with reg. avi I couldn't find a copy. I'll have to check storage drive. *kicks self in ass* ETA: found it!

I can smoke herb 'til the cows come home

Glad to see you found it. Oh, and I can too.

**rollo** · September 17th, 2014, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by stef

he's a disgusting, vile pig. you can practically smell him through the screen.

And it's not as if he is running or even walking to the bathroom.

**MsDark** · September 17th, 2014, 07:31 PM

I love my wine. But holy shit... My liver and kidneys hurt just thinking about this.

**crayzeehappee** · September 18th, 2014, 03:28 PM

I can't imagine anyone drinking that much. I love to drink, and I thought I was bad! The absolute most I could drink is 1 bottle of wine, and even that's pushing it. 1 bottle and I'm shitfaced. Honestly though, I like weed more than alcohol, I just don't have it around as much.

**Beeyotch** · September 18th, 2014, 03:39 PM

I love drinking too, but I guess I'm not into advanced alcoholic territory, I can't just keep going. My auto shut-off valve kicks in and I just fall asleep. 1 bottle means I'll regret it in the morning, so I've learned not to do that.

**MohandasKGanja** · September 18th, 2014, 03:46 PM

My brother and I came from a big family of hard drinkers on my dad's side. But we are total lightweights. My favorite beers are usually IPA's or imperial stouts that are about 8% alcohol. I'll drink one and be pretty okay. If I have another, by the time I finish it I am looking for the nearest couch to crash on. I won't even bother climbing the stairs to my bedroom.

People who drink as much as Depardieu claims to literally reek. The alcohol seems to just ooze through their pores and makes them smell like some kind of infernal formaldehyde.

**ManxMouse** · September 18th, 2014, 04:01 PM

I commend Gerard, he performs a valuable service by making the rest of us feel good about our own alcohol intake.
And I think Russia is a good fit for him.

**Kittylady** · September 19th, 2014, 05:45 AM

The most I've ever witnessed someone put away is approximately six bottles, solo (eight bottles went down that night but one was drunk before a friend arrived and the friend was drinking theirs slowly and as spritzers). Gerard is older and a regular boozer rather than a binge drinker so yeah, I can see him sinking up to 14 bottles a day. His liver must be like a doorstop though.