George Michael loves to cruise for cock in the woods

**buttmunch** · December 7th, 2009, 07:30 AM

Sorry to nitpick but it's ON Hampstead Heath, not AT Hampstead Heath. And he's just one of many enjoying the al fresco delights of the Heath.

**smurfette** · December 7th, 2009, 08:45 AM

Way too much information George. Please STFU.

**caramel** · December 7th, 2009, 08:58 AM

well at least he looks better than other junkie sluts like Lohan, he is kinda hot

**Brookie** · December 7th, 2009, 09:38 AM

So let none of us be surprised when someone finds his mutilated body in the woods somewhere with his dick hanging out of his zipper, joints in his pockets and a big smile on his face.

**Str8_uncut-jock** · December 7th, 2009, 09:53 AM

*Searches internet for cheap airline tickets to Hampstead Heath*

**Sarzy** · December 7th, 2009, 10:20 AM

^

You might find Kevin Spacey there too... just walking his dog, obviously..

**twinkie the kid** · December 7th, 2009, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by sweetness

Sounds like he's having fun and he's happy, good for him.

Yesss! Here's a man who knows what he likes and he goes for it - good for him

**badgers!** · December 7th, 2009, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by Sarzy

It's so nasty meeting strangers in a park for sex. Ew. Yes, I'd say that about straight people too, incase anyone asks.

I agree. And I really like George too. Just wish he was a little safer about things.

Originally Posted by DeadDwarf

I read part of the title and thought it said, "Tom Cruise for Cock In The Woods" and I thought, "SHIT, HE GOT CAUGHT. YES!!!"

Me too! All I saw was "Cruise" and "cock". My brain filled in the blanks and drew a different conclusion!

Originally Posted by Sarzy

^

You might find Kevin Spacey there too... just walking his dog, obviously..

**MohandasKGanja** · December 7th, 2009, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by badgers!

I agree. And I really like George too. Just wish he was a little safer about things.

Can you imagine being the S/O of someone who is trolling for sex at a rest stop? That boyfriend of George's sure put up with a lot....

**Sojiita** · December 7th, 2009, 12:59 PM

Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja

Can you imagine being the S/O of someone who is trolling for sex at a rest stop? That boyfriend of George's sure put up with a lot....

As far as we know the S/O may be out at another stop,park, etc. doing the same thing, right? I am sure they knew what they were getting into...

**sputnik** · December 7th, 2009, 12:59 PM

they have an open relationship.

**Sojiita** · December 7th, 2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

they have an open relationship.

Yeah, it is not exactly like this was all 'hidden info' when they got together, and if it ever becomes a problem, the guy can simply leave. He is not imprisoned or anything as far as I know. No kids or anything. Maybe they can fight over the dog of the ginormous book or something?

**Novice** · December 7th, 2009, 01:04 PM

Great article Sput - and yes, I am laughing at the posts parochial picking up on his proclivity of outdoor sex/cruising instead of the points that he made about Murdock! Oh and Queen Elton...

If you're still worried, read it again....

Originally Posted by sputnik

What's a typical day in the life of George Michael? The common perception is that he gets up late in the afternoon, gets stoned and goes cruising. Rubbish, he says. "The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. I'll do it on a nice summer even–ing. Quite often there are campfires up there.

Oh, plus its nothing that I've not read/heard from George before....

**MohandasKGanja** · December 7th, 2009, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

they have an open relationship.

I've read about people being in open relationships before, but the majority of them try for some level of discretion and screening before having sex.

**Sojiita** · December 7th, 2009, 01:19 PM

Well the guy has to know this is what George likes..and has to have known this from the beginning. If it is too much to handle, then he can LEAVE. It really is quite simple, actually. Apparently the guy is choosing to stay or live with it.

It would be VERY different if this was all hidden and on the down-low on George's part, however.

I can also see how many people would find this kind of sexual life from a partner to be very disturbing. (depending alot on what he is doing, and how he is doing it disease wise), it can be very risky. Also illegal, threat of arrest, threat of attack, etc.

I can see how it could be very offputting to a potential partner. Apparently George has found someone who can deal with it.