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    Truth be told, I have not noticed a difference, so I believe he must be joking.
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    I was wondering what sluce does that wrinkles men's balls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I wonder if Cisco Adler has looked into getting this done.

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    balls aren't so great to look at, ironed or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    I wonder if Cisco Adler has looked into getting this done.
    He needs his lifted and then lifted again!
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    What the hell are you doing awake Novice? Get to bed now young lady! Unless, of course, tomorrow is another holiday for you.
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    Best. Thread. Ever.

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    but did he get anal bleaching? our chocolate starfish are now supposed to be pink.



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    Well from what I have heard, the scrotum ironing also adjusts skin color. It was discussed in detail on Elvis Duran this morning.
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    Do you use spray starch with that iron?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    NSFW before and after

    How utterly pointless.



    Edit: that is not George in those pictures.
    A. That's a scrotum reduction - his balls were longer than his dick. that poor, poor bastard!
    B. What the hell is the point of this "ball ironing"? Even ironed out, they are still NOT cute. Balls are balls no matter how you dress 'em up.
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    I'm actually impressed that Sluce was able to keep this news to herself until George was ready to talk about it publicly.
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    It was easy. I was so focused on admiring his smooth, color adjusted, wrinkleless balls, to talk.
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    Did you take photos to show us? If you really cared about people on this board, you would have.
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