Freeze dried eggs for Jennifer Anniston

**Mel1973** · February 25th, 2008, 12:54 PM

she's off getting it on with her uncledaddy

**Bijoux** · February 25th, 2008, 01:32 PM

I'm sorry...but I don't think Aniston is at all bothered by the new Brangie news. Sure, Shiloh would have sucked because it happened at a weird time....but I really don't think she gives a shit about Brad or his sperm anymore.

If she did get eggs frozen, then good for her. Just because a woman gets to a certain age dosn't mean she should get pregnant with just anybody's child. Hell, maybe she's not really sure if she even wants kids...though I know she has said she does.

**aabbcc** · February 25th, 2008, 01:46 PM

She might have just said she wanted kids because that's what is expected of women ... we are all supposed to want to breed and we aren't "fulfilled" as women until we do.

Or she may have thought she'd like a kid at one time, but then changed her mind. Nothing wrong with that.

**Mel1973** · February 25th, 2008, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Bijoux

I'm sorry...but I don't think Aniston is at all bothered by the new Brangie news. Sure, Shiloh would have sucked because it happened at a weird time....but I really don't think she gives a shit about Brad or his sperm anymore.

If she did get eggs frozen, then good for her. Just because a woman gets to a certain age dosn't mean she should get pregnant with just anybody's child. Hell, maybe she's not really sure if she even wants kids...though I know she has said she does.

lookit the bright side - if she does want to burn babies that look like the spawn of vanilla, she has a lot more options. she's probably hoping they have twins...

**Bijoux** · February 25th, 2008, 01:50 PM

^ Exactly. She has to deal with enough speculation and questions about when she's going to have a kid now! Imagine if she dropped the bomb that she dosn't want any at all!!!

**curlysem** · February 25th, 2008, 02:58 PM

hahaha she better freeze them, she's running out of time.

**effie2** · February 25th, 2008, 03:07 PM

Jennnnifer Annnnniston,so many nnnnn,s counts her millions and her friends,can work and vacation whenever she likes ,and i am sure if any Penny Sue can get a man to sperminate her,so might she..
Anytime the couple farts will be Jenni,s pain..

**witchcurlgirl** · February 25th, 2008, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

She might have just said she wanted kids because that's what is expected of women ... we are all supposed to want to breed and we aren't "fulfilled" as women until we do.

Or she may have thought she'd like a kid at one time, but then changed her mind. Nothing wrong with that.

Goddamit....I knew I haven't been feeling "fulfilled" lately

I'll ask my hubby for the money to buy a new hat, that always cheers me right up

**Mel1973** · February 25th, 2008, 03:18 PM

yeah, where is that quote about Jennnnnnni crying on the beach while clutching her "barren" womb and burning an effigy of poor little shiloh...

**sputnik** · February 25th, 2008, 03:29 PM

^^
didn't she burn her wedding dress?
or am i thinking of another maniston bonfire ritual?

**Grimmlok** · February 25th, 2008, 03:32 PM

Why would she burn her wedding dress, she needs it to lurch around her marital mansion like a massive-chinned Mrs. Havisham.

**kingcap72** · February 25th, 2008, 03:45 PM

Aniston doesn't need to freeze her eggs, she can just keep them in her chin for safe-keeping.

**Laxmobster** · February 25th, 2008, 03:57 PM

^

Now that is perfect!

**Novice** · February 25th, 2008, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Grimmlok

I think we're all missing the point of the article, which is HA HAHA HA HA HAAAAHA HA HA CHINISTON DOESN'T HAVE A MAN

You forgot to say that she's barren so doesn't have any to freeze...

Originally Posted by Bijoux

^ Exactly. She has to deal with enough speculation and questions about when she's going to have a kid now! Imagine if she dropped the bomb that she doesn't want any at all!!!

That would be SO very funny!

Originally Posted by curlysem

hahaha she better freeze them, she's running out of time.

Actually, no she isn't.

**Chimera** · February 25th, 2008, 08:38 PM

They should just freeze her - then we can live without her and she can come back in about 100 years and amaze another generation with her amazing chin! Oh and get pregnant by someone who never knew what a loser she was.