she's off getting it on with her uncledaddy
she's off getting it on with her uncledaddy
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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I'm sorry...but I don't think Aniston is at all bothered by the new Brangie news. Sure, Shiloh would have sucked because it happened at a weird time....but I really don't think she gives a shit about Brad or his sperm anymore.
If she did get eggs frozen, then good for her. Just because a woman gets to a certain age dosn't mean she should get pregnant with just anybody's child. Hell, maybe she's not really sure if she even wants kids...though I know she has said she does.
She might have just said she wanted kids because that's what is expected of women ... we are all supposed to want to breed and we aren't "fulfilled" as women until we do.
Or she may have thought she'd like a kid at one time, but then changed her mind. Nothing wrong with that.
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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^ Exactly. She has to deal with enough speculation and questions about when she's going to have a kid now! Imagine if she dropped the bomb that she dosn't want any at all!!!
hahaha she better freeze them, she's running out of time.
Jennnnifer Annnnniston,so many nnnnn,s counts her millions and her friends,can work and vacation whenever she likes ,and i am sure if any Penny Sue can get a man to sperminate her,so might she..
Anytime the couple farts will be Jenni,s pain..![]()
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
yeah, where is that quote about Jennnnnnni crying on the beach while clutching her "barren" womb and burning an effigy of poor little shiloh...
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
^^
didn't she burn her wedding dress?
or am i thinking of another maniston bonfire ritual?
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Why would she burn her wedding dress, she needs it to lurch around her marital mansion like a massive-chinned Mrs. Havisham.
I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.
Aniston doesn't need to freeze her eggs, she can just keep them in her chin for safe-keeping.
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They should just freeze her - then we can live without her and she can come back in about 100 years and amaze another generation with her amazing chin! Oh and get pregnant by someone who never knew what a loser she was.
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