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    she's off getting it on with her uncledaddy
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    I'm sorry...but I don't think Aniston is at all bothered by the new Brangie news. Sure, Shiloh would have sucked because it happened at a weird time....but I really don't think she gives a shit about Brad or his sperm anymore.

    If she did get eggs frozen, then good for her. Just because a woman gets to a certain age dosn't mean she should get pregnant with just anybody's child. Hell, maybe she's not really sure if she even wants kids...though I know she has said she does.

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    She might have just said she wanted kids because that's what is expected of women ... we are all supposed to want to breed and we aren't "fulfilled" as women until we do.

    Or she may have thought she'd like a kid at one time, but then changed her mind. Nothing wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    I'm sorry...but I don't think Aniston is at all bothered by the new Brangie news. Sure, Shiloh would have sucked because it happened at a weird time....but I really don't think she gives a shit about Brad or his sperm anymore.

    If she did get eggs frozen, then good for her. Just because a woman gets to a certain age dosn't mean she should get pregnant with just anybody's child. Hell, maybe she's not really sure if she even wants kids...though I know she has said she does.
    lookit the bright side - if she does want to burn babies that look like the spawn of vanilla, she has a lot more options. she's probably hoping they have twins...
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    ^ Exactly. She has to deal with enough speculation and questions about when she's going to have a kid now! Imagine if she dropped the bomb that she dosn't want any at all!!!

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    hahaha she better freeze them, she's running out of time.

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    Jennnnifer Annnnniston,so many nnnnn,s counts her millions and her friends,can work and vacation whenever she likes ,and i am sure if any Penny Sue can get a man to sperminate her,so might she..
    Anytime the couple farts will be Jenni,s pain..

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    She might have just said she wanted kids because that's what is expected of women ... we are all supposed to want to breed and we aren't "fulfilled" as women until we do.

    Or she may have thought she'd like a kid at one time, but then changed her mind. Nothing wrong with that.
    Goddamit....I knew I haven't been feeling "fulfilled" lately

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    yeah, where is that quote about Jennnnnnni crying on the beach while clutching her "barren" womb and burning an effigy of poor little shiloh...
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    ^^
    didn't she burn her wedding dress?
    or am i thinking of another maniston bonfire ritual?
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    Why would she burn her wedding dress, she needs it to lurch around her marital mansion like a massive-chinned Mrs. Havisham.
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    Aniston doesn't need to freeze her eggs, she can just keep them in her chin for safe-keeping.


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    ^

    Now that is perfect!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I think we're all missing the point of the article, which is HA HAHA HA HA HAAAAHA HA HA CHINISTON DOESN'T HAVE A MAN
    You forgot to say that she's barren so doesn't have any to freeze...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bijoux View Post
    ^ Exactly. She has to deal with enough speculation and questions about when she's going to have a kid now! Imagine if she dropped the bomb that she doesn't want any at all!!!
    That would be SO very funny!

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    hahaha she better freeze them, she's running out of time.
    Actually, no she isn't.
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    They should just freeze her - then we can live without her and she can come back in about 100 years and amaze another generation with her amazing chin! Oh and get pregnant by someone who never knew what a loser she was.

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