Fiona Apple Breaks Down on Stage After Heckler Calls Her 'Unhealthy'

**Kittylady** · October 9th, 2013, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by ribbit

Why would it be fun to wait for someone to "lose their shit?"

Stick around and you might find out.

**CornFlakegrl** · October 9th, 2013, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by ribbit

Why would it be fun to wait for someone to "lose their shit?"

Where did I say it was fun? I personally hate the wait.

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 01:42 PM

oh, i bet ribbitt loses it's shit before anyone else does... go check the suzanne somers thread. it's currently post stalking me...

**ConstanceSpry** · October 9th, 2013, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by sluce

pink wig
1. A woman so far below your standards that you would never hook up with her. A female that is not hot. Like not even close. If she were the only woman in the bar at closing time, you wouldn't take her home.
2. A conversation ending phrase when talking to a girl that is below beer goggle standards. Used to connote that small talk is going nowhere and she's not getting lucky.
3. A slightly less derogatory alternative to brown bagging.

1. You're such a pink wig, stay away.
2. Girl (5 minutes into conversation): So, want to go somewhere quiet where we can get to know each other better and really connect ...
Guy: Pink wig! Pink wig! Pink wig!
3. A: Man she's got a busted face.
W: She has a slammin' body. I'd still pink wig her.

Wow, that's major assholery there. I wonder what the douchebags who made this up look like.

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 01:50 PM

*holds up a mirror*

**ConstanceSpry** · October 9th, 2013, 01:58 PM

^^Wait, you're a guy, and you wrote this??

**Kittylady** · October 9th, 2013, 02:05 PM

Mel is also Frank Sinatra's son. Strange but true.

**ConstanceSpry** · October 9th, 2013, 02:16 PM

^^I already knew that.

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry

^^Wait, you're a guy, and you wrote this??

i was holding the mirror up for YOu... it was a joke. now it's really NOT

**ConstanceSpry** · October 9th, 2013, 02:19 PM

^^Oh well. Guess 4 hours of sleep and no coffee this morning = slow.

**Mel1973** · October 9th, 2013, 02:29 PM

it's ok, at least it's just a slow DAY for you!

**czb** · October 9th, 2013, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

Mel is also Frank Sinatra's son. Strange but true.

and a rhodes scholar.

**sluce** · October 9th, 2013, 03:20 PM

And she was a prisoner of war. Oh wait, that was John McCain.

**greysfang** · October 9th, 2013, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by ribbit

Why would it be fun to wait for someone to "lose their shit?"

That's what we do here, we gossip and mock celebs. If you don't like it then this is probably not a site for you. There are plenty of others where you might be more comfortable.