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    The officers response was fantastic. Neutralised any counter-action and humiliated all in the same statment. Gold star, sir!
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    ^^^
    really? I don't really like fiona apple but the cop sounds like a reactionary asshole. And who the hell bothers arresting someone for fucking hash. What a bunch of cunts. And the whole "you come to Texas with dope" thing is just fucking obnoxious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by daisy575 View Post
    I must be bonkers cause Fiona's looks like Nicole Richie in her mugshot.
    She does. I thought exactly the same

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    Fiona Apple looks gaunt in first public appearance since marijuana possession arrest
    The singer rants onstage about the cops in jail, and Rusty Fleming of the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office responds: ‘Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you.'

    She's been a bad, bad girl, and as a result, Fiona Apple isn't looking so good these days.

    The "Paper Bag" singer looked worse for wear Monday as she tried to duck into the House of Blues in New Orleans for her concert, looking thinner than usual and sporting a worried expression on her face as photographers snapped away.

    This was Apple's first off-stage appearance in public since she was released from jail earlier this month.


    Read more: Fiona Apple looks gaunt in first public appearance since marijuana possession arrest* - NY Daily News

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    intervention: celebrity edition.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Where would she fit in the Celebrity Craziness Matrix?


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    i'd switch her out with steven tyler because she's partway between gary busey and ozzy.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Ha! Before I read your post I was going to say somewhere around Steven Tyler or possibly Nicholas Cage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    ^^^
    really? I don't really like fiona apple but the cop sounds like a reactionary asshole. And who the hell bothers arresting someone for fucking hash. What a bunch of cunts. And the whole "you come to Texas with dope" thing is just fucking obnoxious.
    I agree about the hash part (really I do ) but the law is the law. She should have stfu and let it pass by quietly, instead she chose to publically attack them for doing their jobs...in a fucking incoherent rant no less.

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    the law is fucking stupid, and people have the right to speak out against stupid laws in a democracy.

    this county deliberately sets out to raid musicians tour caravans too, setting up road blocks with drug sniffing dogs. it's a fucking police state.
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    I'm just loving all the Armie Hammer references.

    Also she looks like shit, but Queen Bitch Rusty is right, I hadn't heard her name for years so she's certainly momentarily relevant again

    ETA: Do think Ol' Rusty went a bit OTT with the reply though...
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    The cop dude obviously has a huge ego. The smart thing would have just been to let Fiona hang herself with her own batshit crazy. Throwing shade like that and saying "honey" and "sweetie" is so beyond unprofessional, it's like he's having a one-man snap-off at a gay pride festival.
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    She needs to be hooked up to an IV drip and force fed cheeseburgers for about a month.
    Piss off!

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    Quote Originally Posted by levitt View Post
    I'm just loving all the Armie Hammer references.
    I had no idea he'd been arrested. Cutest mugshot ever, or what?

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    ^ Sigh. I clicked on this thread purely in case there was more Armie. I am convinced we will never be allowed to meet because it is a certainty he will fall in love with me and need a divorce. It's all very sad.

    Double sigh.

    ETA: He could have looked like steamrolled shit and I'd still think he looked beautiful (I'm smitten)
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