Fiona Apple Arrested for Hash Possession: Report

**00Kimmi00** · September 24th, 2012, 04:54 PM

The officers response was fantastic. Neutralised any counter-action and humiliated all in the same statment. Gold star, sir!

**sputnik** · September 24th, 2012, 09:14 PM

^^^
really? I don't really like fiona apple but the cop sounds like a reactionary asshole. And who the hell bothers arresting someone for fucking hash. What a bunch of cunts. And the whole "you come to Texas with dope" thing is just fucking obnoxious.

**kasippu** · September 25th, 2012, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by daisy575

I must be bonkers cause Fiona's looks like Nicole Richie in her mugshot.

She does. I thought exactly the same

**mjw** · September 25th, 2012, 06:46 PM

Fiona Apple looks gaunt in first public appearance since marijuana possession arrest
The singer rants onstage about the cops in jail, and Rusty Fleming of the Hudspeth County Sheriff's Office responds: ‘Now that you've been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump started. Don't worry, Sweetie, I won't bill you.'

She's been a bad, bad girl, and as a result, Fiona Apple isn't looking so good these days.

The "Paper Bag" singer looked worse for wear Monday as she tried to duck into the House of Blues in New Orleans for her concert, looking thinner than usual and sporting a worried expression on her face as photographers snapped away.

This was Apple's first off-stage appearance in public since she was released from jail earlier this month.

Read more: Fiona Apple looks gaunt in first public appearance since marijuana possession arrest* - NY Daily News

**fgg** · September 25th, 2012, 06:50 PM

intervention: celebrity edition.

**AgentOrange** · September 25th, 2012, 07:23 PM

Where would she fit in the Celebrity Craziness Matrix?

Jest, Chris Brown

**fgg** · September 25th, 2012, 07:26 PM

i'd switch her out with steven tyler because she's partway between gary busey and ozzy.

**OrangeSlice** · September 25th, 2012, 09:17 PM

Ha! Before I read your post I was going to say somewhere around Steven Tyler or possibly Nicholas Cage.

**00Kimmi00** · September 26th, 2012, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

^^^
really? I don't really like fiona apple but the cop sounds like a reactionary asshole. And who the hell bothers arresting someone for fucking hash. What a bunch of cunts. And the whole "you come to Texas with dope" thing is just fucking obnoxious.

I agree about the hash part (really I do

) but the law is the law. She should have stfu and let it pass by quietly, instead she chose to publically attack them for doing their jobs...in a fucking incoherent rant no less.

**witchcurlgirl** · September 26th, 2012, 08:04 AM

the law is fucking stupid, and people have the right to speak out against stupid laws in a democracy.

this county deliberately sets out to raid musicians tour caravans too, setting up road blocks with drug sniffing dogs. it's a fucking police state.

**levitt** · September 26th, 2012, 08:10 AM

I'm just loving all the Armie Hammer references.

Also she looks like shit, but Queen Bitch Rusty is right, I hadn't heard her name for years so she's certainly momentarily relevant again

ETA: Do think Ol' Rusty went a bit OTT with the reply though...

**ManxMouse** · September 26th, 2012, 09:56 AM

The cop dude obviously has a huge ego. The smart thing would have just been to let Fiona hang herself with her own batshit crazy. Throwing shade like that and saying "honey" and "sweetie" is so beyond unprofessional, it's like he's having a one-man snap-off at a gay pride festival.

**Gossiplover** · September 26th, 2012, 01:02 PM

She needs to be hooked up to an IV drip and force fed cheeseburgers for about a month.

**Ravenna** · September 26th, 2012, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by levitt

I'm just loving all the Armie Hammer references.

I had no idea he'd been arrested. Cutest mugshot ever, or what?

**levitt** · September 26th, 2012, 03:37 PM

^ Sigh. I clicked on this thread purely in case there was more Armie. I am convinced we will never be allowed to meet because it is a certainty he will fall in love with me and need a divorce. It's all very sad.

Double sigh.

ETA: He could have looked like steamrolled shit and I'd still think he looked beautiful (I'm smitten)