She's from Florida. Naturally the bitch is crazy.
She's from Florida. Naturally the bitch is crazy.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
I'd feel cheated if she wasn't a fully fledged bitch in all honesty.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Yeah. The right tool for the right job, right?
----------------------------
There will be times you might leap before you look
There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
Do it anyway
Rumor has it she fucking hates the wire hangers reference so of course my husband likes to gamble with his life by saying "wire hangers" when we walk the dog past her house. I laugh cause it's funny, but I also start walking really fast because I'm scurred to death of her.
^ ^ Well, hell, she didn't coin the phrase. Joan Crawford did. She needs to get over her bitchy-ass self.
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
Bookmarks