She's hot he is not. At all.
She's hot he is not. At all.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Wait. She's 40? How did she get pregnant with those old eggs?
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Latina eggs have serious mojo.
Well this is one fake coupling but congrats on the baby girl.
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Baby's Name Revealed
Inspired By Her Own Movie?
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' baby name may have been inspired by one of the characters she played in a Mark Wahlberg movie.
Gosling and Mendes named their daughter Esmeralda Amada ... according to the baby's birth certificate, obtained by TMZ.
Amada was the name of Eva's character in "We Own the Night" -- and Esmeralda, well ... maybe she's a big fan of the '96 Disney flick "The Hunchback of Notre Dame."
And we also got the birth certificate of Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher, the newborn of Ashton and Mila Kunis. Nothing that interesting ... except for the doctor who delivered the kid. She's Ruth Cousineau, a big celebrity doctor in L.A. She's also been criticized on Yelp for favoring celebs. One person wrote:
"And God help you if a celebrity walks in -- late for her own appointment. She'll be whisked right in ahead of you, and given every attention and royal treatment until you actually put your clothes back on and threaten to leave."
Read more: Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Celebrity News | TMZ.com
do not like the name at all.
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Yuck.
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
Amada is pretty, she was ridiculously hot in that film!
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Look I liked Esmerelda on Bewitched but damn.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
At least it's not Wyatt
I'm wondering what a nickname for "Esmerelda" is.... Izzy? Ezzy? E.?
I would be too lazy to say her full first name a million times a day...![]()
Katy, urine danger, gurl! - BITTER
Esme
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
i can handle esme so i hope that's what she'll go by.
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Amada makes me think of a fleet of ships.
aw, the on-screen couple fell in love for realz.
esmeralda, really? amanda is a nice name.
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