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    I just read a tweet by Longoria to Perez, telling him that the steakhouse is NOT women only- it is a feminine take on a steakhouse.

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    How can you have a feminine take on food? Food has no gender!
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    ^^if she means "Hollywood feminine" it will have all the calories/carbs/fat and flavor stripped away, leaving only stringy, dry items with a smidgen of protein remaining and a lot of bad-tasting vitamin powders added in. Plus LOTS OF WATER to fill up on!

    eta: and they will surreptitiously serve you a lot of booze, with a fine selection of diet pills for dessert.
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    Who do celebrities feel the need to open restaurants anyway??
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    Quote Originally Posted by dallison View Post
    it is a feminine take on a steakhouse.
    Butterfly steaks only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    A well done steak is a sacrilege. Might as well just burn it.
    Or she can just salt and pepper the sole of her shoe.
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    I like a medium steak, it doesn't squirt blood when you cut into it but it tastes great.

    A feminine steak house? Will she be serving the steaks on doilies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    I like a medium steak, it doesn't squirt blood when you cut into it but it tastes great.

    A feminine steak house? Will she be serving the steaks on doilies?
    My mind is so in the gutter today, I read that as dildos. LOL Don't mind me...

    I like my steak medium rare to rare. There's something about well done steak makes me want to hurl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    A well done steak is a sacrilege. Might as well just burn it.
    seriously. if you ask for a steak well done then you don't really like steak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dksnj View Post
    Who do celebrities feel the need to open restaurants anyway??
    Exactly. It's not like they actually eat anything themselves

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    It's rare that I've "liked" this many posts in a thread.

    About two and a half hours ago, I had a rare steak that was grilled exquisitely by Mrs. Mohandas, accompanied by a glass of merlot -- and the only negative aspect was that I had to rush through the meal to take our son to soccer practice on time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    How can you have a feminine take on food? Food has no gender!
    She probably means it will be a one ounce serving of steak because anything more than that is for men only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    It's rare that I've "liked" this many posts in a thread.

    About two and a half hours ago, I had a rare steak that was grilled exquisitely by Mrs. Mohandas, accompanied by a glass of merlot -- and the only negative aspect was that I had to rush through the meal to take our son to soccer practice on time.
    Rats. As I was reading I was hoping you were rushing through the meal to do something else.

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    Unless they serve manmeat this is a dumb idea.

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    Another celeb restaurant that will fail in a couple of years.

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