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    ^ You forgot to add K. Heigl into that group too.

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    Maybe she should have her perfect babies with Vanilla Pitt, if she's gonna crap them out....
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    ^ You forgot to add K. Heigl into that group too.
    I'd be delighted to add her to the list of bitches that need to be flown to Mars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ingi View Post
    From the looks of this scentific photo, it seems that Les MiserAlba's ass is slightly more perky and toned than Longwhoria or Hohan.
    Looks like the back cover of a porno video.
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    This bitch WILL get knocked up, if only to get her 25 yr old husbands child support. She knows damn well, he most likely MADE her sign a prenup. The bitch was sprung on the money and dick. He wasnt on the pussy you could tell! He probably married her to shut her stupid ass up, and regrets it everyday. If she knows he is already cheating or planning to leave she will forget about her "ass" and have his child. Real quick. With his money he will have to pay her AT LEAST 20 grand a month and she knows it.

    Diddy pays nearly 50 grand a month in child support when you add it up to his 3 baby mamas.

    50 cent was paying 25 grand a month, his baby mama was such a STUPID bitch she tried to get more, and the judge reduced the shit to 7,000 a month. When this dude has a 500 million dollar networth. I LMAO. How dumb can u be?

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    Breeding will most definitely fuck your ass up big time, Eva. Avoid it at all costs.

    (was that convincing enough?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    ^ You forgot to add K. Heigl into that group too.
    We need to start boycotting her films so she does not get more popular.

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    I wouldn't mind having her ass, though.
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    Hey I love my ass too, but it hasn't changed after two kids. The Stairmaster grind three times a week doesn't hurt tho.

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    Gosh I cannot stand this slag


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    Eva can kiss my huge Latina ass. (Sorry if this scares anyone!)

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    That's a great pic!^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by dakodas View Post
    Eva can kiss my huge Latina ass. (Sorry if this scares anyone!)
    You rock!I love it

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    Dear Eva,

    Never have kids. I can see what kind of mom you would be and no kid deserves cruel and unusual punishment like that.

    Kthnx.

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    She barely has an ass, what's so great about it???

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