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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    don't act all innocent,you know where to find butt pictures,lol.
    yea, but they have clothes on in these pics. lol of course

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    Crawdad is an ass man, I see, lol
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    Crawdad is an ass man, I see, lol
    flat, bubble, concave or convex, no matter I like them all. What kind do you have?

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    amongst other things,I'm sure,lol.
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    xxx-large, with lotsa bubbles & dimples

    but then again, i've had like, 9 kids or something
    "I've cautiously embraced jeggings"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lobelia View Post
    xxx-large, with lotsa bubbles & dimples
    ooooo Can I frotter your ass?

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    sure, frotter away, lol of course
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    of course

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    frotter? lol
    Last edited by ingi; April 1st, 2008 at 04:39 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    no, it's a bug crawling out of her puss... trying to make the big getaway


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    Eva, we would really appreciate it if you wouldn't reproduce.

    kthxbai
    Humanity

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    Surprise, surprise, surprise. Longoria is talking about how perfect her life/body is. BARF
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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    Does she say this stuff in a joking way because I can't imagine she'd have any friends if she seriously talked like this.

    But she's friends with none other than queen of the shit talkers, Kate Beckinsale, so that explains everything.



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    Does she think babies come out your ass or something in the birth process? Having a baby stuffs up lots of things...sex life...going out at will.....stomach muscles (sometimes), but your ass? Never thought it?
    Jack I swear.

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    Basically, she's too fucking vain to have babies. Imo, that's a good thing, because she shouldn't breed. In fact, she should be sterillized.

    Both Longoria and her stupid twat ass friend Beckinsale won't shut the hell up. They honestly think everyone cares what they think, and that they're cute and witty.
    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

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