Eva Longoria loves her ass, nervous that having kids will damage her perfect butt

**crawdad** · April 1st, 2008, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by mrs.v

don't act all innocent,you know where to find butt pictures,lol.

yea, but they have clothes on in these pics. lol of course

**Lobelia** · April 1st, 2008, 03:09 PM

Crawdad is an ass man, I see, lol

**crawdad** · April 1st, 2008, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

Crawdad is an ass man, I see, lol

flat, bubble, concave or convex, no matter I like them all. What kind do you have?

**mrs.v** · April 1st, 2008, 03:11 PM

amongst other things,I'm sure,lol.

**Lobelia** · April 1st, 2008, 03:11 PM

xxx-large, with lotsa bubbles & dimples

but then again, i've had like, 9 kids or something

**crawdad** · April 1st, 2008, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Lobelia

xxx-large, with lotsa bubbles & dimples

ooooo Can I frotter your ass?

**Lobelia** · April 1st, 2008, 03:14 PM

sure, frotter away, lol of course

**crawdad** · April 1st, 2008, 03:14 PM

of course

**ingi** · April 1st, 2008, 04:28 PM

frotter? lol

**NicoleWasHere** · April 1st, 2008, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Mel1973

no, it's a bug crawling out of her puss... trying to make the big getaway

**Sasha** · April 1st, 2008, 05:14 PM

Eva, we would really appreciate it if you wouldn't reproduce.

kthxbai
Humanity

**sparkly** · April 1st, 2008, 06:30 PM

Surprise, surprise, surprise. Longoria is talking about how perfect her life/body is. BARF

DitaPage* · April 1st, 2008, 06:35 PM

Does she say this stuff in a joking way because I can't imagine she'd have any friends if she seriously talked like this.

But she's friends with none other than queen of the shit talkers, Kate Beckinsale, so that explains everything.

**cheray** · April 1st, 2008, 06:40 PM

Does she think babies come out your ass or something in the birth process? Having a baby stuffs up lots of things...sex life...going out at will.....stomach muscles (sometimes), but your ass? Never thought it?

**sparkly** · April 1st, 2008, 06:48 PM

Basically, she's too fucking vain to have babies. Imo, that's a good thing, because she shouldn't breed. In fact, she should be sterillized.

Both Longoria and her stupid twat ass friend Beckinsale won't shut the hell up. They honestly think everyone cares what they think, and that they're cute and witty.