Ethan Hawke calls former wife Uma Thurman 'a big fat beast' in public

**Seapharris7** · March 21st, 2008, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by AgentOrange

Maybe the size of Uma's thumbs made him 'insecure'?

By George - I think you've got it!

**Laurent** · March 21st, 2008, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Uma should have stayed married to Gary Oldman.

My thoughts exactly. He was about 4 billion times more handsome, more charismatic, and more talented - nevermind he has a British accent. *swoon*

**sparkly** · March 21st, 2008, 07:56 PM

I'm surprised he didn't win an award for that beautiful writing. It's so poetic.

**Novice** · March 21st, 2008, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Laurent

My thoughts exactly. He was about 4 billion times more handsome, more charismatic, and more talented - nevermind he has a British accent. *swoon*

and had a raging drink/drug problem at the time??? (not that I'm disagreeing with your sumation of the pros & cons!)

Ah... found it...

He was arrested for drunk driving in 1991, and checked himself into an extended rehab program in 1995.

**MsDark** · March 22nd, 2008, 02:30 PM

All that grunginess and being a guy like his 'angsty' RB character Troy might have been cool (or hot) in the 90's. But it's pathetic now. Grow the fuck up and get some class Ethan. You're a fucking father for chrissake.

You had a 'unicorn' of a wife with a uniqueness of her own....looks, intelligence and a good career and famous without being a trainwreck or coming from a fucked up family and you threw it away like a dumb shit because you were a big, fat, insecure baby who couldn't handle being with that much of a woman.

I really don't hate this guy that bad, but it's beyond annoying that he's still acting like a douchebag about Uma when he knows he's the fuck-up. Okay. Rant over.

**MissDecember** · March 22nd, 2008, 02:39 PM

If Uma is a big, fat beast, what does that make the average woman??
I think Uma's stunning, what kind of cheap Tijuana reefer is he smoking?
Shmucky motherfucker.

**effie2** · March 22nd, 2008, 02:46 PM

He chose that woman to have children with,he should keep his trap shut ,for his kids and their mother..idiot..

**Just Kill Me** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:08 PM

Ethan Hawke is such a fucking DB... will he please stop ruining other people's music?!?!?! First it was Violent Femmes and now Ani.. ugh, Ethan you fucked up now fuck off.
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues was hilarious, I love Tom Robbins!

**MsDark** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:12 PM

I think it's hard for him not to be bitter given that even at the height of his career/talent/fame/hotness/etc. Uma still outshone him in every way. He really needed somebody either more on his level or maybe even a tad 'lesser' than he for a relationship to have a hope of working.

That and the 90's left him behind.

**scarlett** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:14 PM

what a cock

**Karistiona** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:22 PM

Bwahahaha that's hilarious, silly boy that he is. I agree with him that Uma is a beast but he doesn't need to be so vocal about it hehe.

**MsDark** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:49 PM

Nothing hilarious about it. Even if Uma were the biggest bitch on wheels it's way lower to publicy rag on the mother of your kids like this.

**Just Kill Me** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:51 PM

It's official; Ethan is a DB... not that this is breaking news or anything. I've felt that way since Reality Bites and I personally blame him for that Lisa Loeb song.

**MsDark** · March 22nd, 2008, 03:56 PM

Who knows? The way trends are recycled now maybe in a few years everything from the 90's will be back "in".

Kids will stop bathing and washing their hair and being a freeloading slacker will become an art form. And Ethan Hawke will be cool again.

**Novice** · March 22nd, 2008, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

Who knows? The way trends are recycled now maybe in a few years everything from the 90's will be back "in".

Kids will stop bathing and washing their hair and being a freeloading slacker will become an art form. And Ethan Hawke will be cool again.

I didn't know that it had gone away....?