Ethan Hawke calls former wife Uma Thurman 'a big fat beast' in public

**heathersharon** · March 21st, 2008, 01:39 PM

Not only did I have the soundtrack, but somebody ELSE wanted it so bad that they STOLE IT from me. I'm still pissed.

It must have been one of those non-hey that's my bikers.

**frazzled** · March 21st, 2008, 01:39 PM

How douchey. He's the one who cheated, and he calls her names? Asshat extraordinaire.

**Butterfly** · March 21st, 2008, 01:40 PM

I never understood what people saw in this ass.

**Lobelia** · March 21st, 2008, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Sojiita

Well even if he is a douche, big fat beast is better than the usual big fat cow..beast just has a nice ring to it..ya know?

Interesting point. Beast does have a connotation of power to it, whereas cow is a passive dumbass.

**Trixie** · March 21st, 2008, 01:55 PM

Ha, well she is kind of a beast. Have you ever seen the size of her hands??

**Butterfly** · March 21st, 2008, 01:55 PM

Uma should have stayed married to Gary Oldman.

**heathersharon** · March 21st, 2008, 03:39 PM

I'd be careful what I say about Beatrix Kiddo.

**ingi** · March 21st, 2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by heathersharon

I'd be careful what I say about Beatrix Kiddo.

Yikes!

**VenusInFauxFurs** · March 21st, 2008, 03:53 PM

Yeah don't mess with Uma, she might attack you with her huge thumbs

**Lobelia** · March 21st, 2008, 03:53 PM

Yep. Man hands.

**heathersharon** · March 21st, 2008, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs

Yeah don't mess with Uma, she might attack you with her huge thumbs

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not the thumbs!!!!!!!!

**Novice** · March 21st, 2008, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Really? He looks like the elephant man, esp with half his face in shade.
Maybe if she'd not found out that he was shagging the nanny they'd still be married?

Originally Posted by ingi

who did he cheat with?

Am I invisible again???

**Seapharris7** · March 21st, 2008, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Trixiebelle

Ha, well she is kind of a beast. Have you ever seen the size of her hands??

I dont remember much of Kill Bill - but I do remember being completely freaked out by her feet...

**Icepik** · March 21st, 2008, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Sasha

Didn't he cheat and cause his divorce? He's got a nerve.

I'd still do him.

Ew. He looks like he combs his hair with a porkchop!

**AgentOrange** · March 21st, 2008, 05:20 PM

Didn't he also make some negative remarks about Uma's post pregnancy 'nether regions'? Such a little gentleman.

Maybe the size of Uma's thumbs made him 'insecure'?