"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" Kelly LeBrock, on her ranch in Santa Barbara

**Charmed Hour** · August 28th, 2013, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by Janet296

OK, I live in New Orleans area and my husband is a police officer. He knew some cops in Jefferson Parish Sheriff's office. Segal a few years ago had a reality show with them. My husband said that he was absolutely hated by everyone. Segal didn't use deodorant and wore way too much cologne. He always smelled. To make matters worse, they filmed in the summer, and he wouldn't let anyone turn on the A/C in the squad cars. He said it was bad for his skin. He apparently smelled so bad that they would gag in the car. They had other complaints about him but that fact that he smelled so bad made us laugh.

My husband loves the show. It was called "Steven Segal: Lawman". It was so cheesy.

**twitchy2.0** · August 28th, 2013, 12:13 PM

I'm not surprised that he smells. Puppy murderer.

**Novice** · August 28th, 2013, 12:59 PM

And roosters, don't forget the 100 or so Roosters!

Originally Posted by Janet296

OK, I live in New Orleans area and my husband is a police officer. He knew some cops in Jefferson Parish Sheriff's office. Segal a few years ago had a reality show with them. My husband said that he was absolutely hated by everyone. Segal didn't use deodorant and wore way too much cologne. He always smelled. To make matters worse, they filmed in the summer, and he wouldn't let anyone turn on the A/C in the squad cars. He said it was bad for his skin. He apparently smelled so bad that they would gag in the car. They had other complaints about him but that fact that he smelled so bad made us laugh.

I had to quote this just so it pops up on his google alerts twice! (I can dream!!!)

**MohandasKGanja** · August 28th, 2013, 01:08 PM

My favorite Steven Seagal story:

"One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'
'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'
Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did,' he replied."

And Steven Seagal running - a thing of beauty:

**Shinola** · August 28th, 2013, 01:15 PM

Armchair Psych 101 brief essay: The theme of what she says in the quotations: low self-esteem, insecurity. She cops to it but externalizes it all (they did it to her, he did it to her--which they and he probably did, and it is hard to find that balance where we take responsibility for what we can and make changes). I think her focus on working hard is healthy, although cutting herself off from other people is not. It doesn't surprise me that as she was valued primarily for her looks throughout her youth and adulthood, and has struggled to feel good about herself, she has overindulged in the PS. She would look far more beautiful with less of it, I expect.

**louiswinthorpe111** · August 28th, 2013, 03:25 PM

He does run like a girl! That's friggen awesome.

**Janet296** · August 28th, 2013, 03:34 PM

One other tidbit to give everyone a laugh about Steven Seagal. We all know that he didn't use deodorant, would not let anyone use the A/C despite how hot it was, put on way too much cologne, and..... insisted on the windows being closed. ahahahaha!!!!!

**azoria** · August 28th, 2013, 03:46 PM

Holy smokes, that is one fugly baby.

**faithanne** · August 28th, 2013, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by Novice

Haha! Sorry Faithanne - I didn't realize that not everyone might be aware of it? Maybe you're just too young!!?!

Thank you I will accept that excuse even though I'm not that much younger than Kelly. Maybe those ads didn't make it all the way down here.

**MsDark** · August 28th, 2013, 04:36 PM

That clip of Seagal running cracked me up. I'd forgotten about that! Total girl.

**MrsBTour** · August 28th, 2013, 04:49 PM

WOW, thanks for posting this!! I've always adored Kelly. Being the polar opposite of her in colouring (pale skinned blonde), of course I wanted to look just like her when I was a teenager. I think she's aged fantastically. And yes, Steven Seagal is a douche. A foul man (olfactorily as well, apparently) in every possible way. If she's had work done, at least it wasn't in a RHO sort of way.

**Novice** · August 28th, 2013, 05:48 PM

**JWL** · August 28th, 2013, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I think she looks great now. I really liked her on Celeb Fit Club. She seemed very down to earth.

IMO her life as it is now is miles better than when she was at the height of her fame.

I wanna know what horrendous incident she suffered at the hands of Steven Seagal. Nothing would shock me.

I know, me too. I read the article again as I thought I missed something.