Did Katie Holmes fake the NY Marathon and have someone else run it for her? - Page 6

Novice · January 17th, 2008, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweetie

It's called joggers tit and raw nipples.
It doesn't matter what size you are you can still get it.

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Originally Posted by Icepik

Really? Do men get that as well?

Yup, my dad ran the London marathon (twice! Go Dad!) and he got it & some of the men were bleeding & all sorts of messy! Yuck!

TBH having seen my dad train & successfully run 2 marathons, she actually looks way to fat to me to have trained much. Yeah, she's lost some weight but not enough to go the whole 26 miles.....
Eventho my dad was fit (he's an ex-ballet dancer), & has run all his life when he was training for the marathon a number of his friends asked if he was terminally ill as he was that thin....
After running 26 miles he was completely knackered, sweaty, a little bit bloody and only smiled after having crossed the finish line & having a rest!

Oh - of course she's not sweaty due to all the nacin training..... silly me!

laynes · January 17th, 2008, 07:33 PM

Did someone really say she looks way too fat to have run 26 miles? Wow..
I'm about 20 lbs heavier than Katie and I have no problems running long distances at all.
How skinny you are has nothing to do with being "in shape". Look at her legs.. girl has muscles.

B.C. · January 17th, 2008, 07:35 PM

Is there anything this extrodinary woman can't do

She is like superwoman wonderwoman June Cleaver sex goddess all in one

& to be married to Tom Cruise, she is really too much.

Zee · January 17th, 2008, 07:37 PM

F- numbers are in general awarded to elite athletes. Not awarded to vitamin swilling fembot bride novice runners.

Most marathons also ban the use of ipods, etc.

In the running community it's a respect issue. If you have the balls to train, run and finish a race, you are offended by the poseurs.

Slap on a pillow for your next race, cause I'm not buying it.

Novice · January 17th, 2008, 07:38 PM

nice edit Laynes! And if you read what I actually wrote - in full you will see that I was comparing her to my dad, who ran two. For the record, all the long distance runners I know have long lean muscles but obviously I'm not allowed to voice my opinion and must immediately bow to your superior knowledge... whatever.....

A*O · January 17th, 2008, 07:38 PM

I agree with the weight thing - you don't have to be whippet thin to be fit. I know plenty of skinny minnies who are desperately UNfit and I've been assessed as being 'extremely' fit, even though I'm a few kilos 'overweight' according to my BMI (bullshit anyway, but that's another rant).

Novice · January 17th, 2008, 07:40 PM

Maybe I should have worded it differently, but she doesn't look like a runner to me. and I stand by that.

A*O · January 17th, 2008, 07:43 PM

Oh I agree with you - this whole thing is just 'off' and it seems like a lot of people agree.

Novice · January 17th, 2008, 07:44 PM

(I get your BMI conversation too!

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Icepik · January 17th, 2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Novice

Yup, my dad ran the London marathon (twice! Go Dad!) and he got it & some of the men were bleeding & all sorts of messy! Yuck!

TBH having seen my dad train & successfully run 2 marathons, she actually looks way to fat to me to have trained much. Yeah, she's lost some weight but not enough to go the whole 26 miles.....
Eventho my dad was fit (he's an ex-ballet dancer), & has run all his life when he was training for the marathon a number of his friends asked if he was terminally ill as he was that thin....
After running 26 miles he was completely knackered, sweaty, a little bit bloody and only smiled after having crossed the finish line & having a rest!

Oh - of course she's not sweaty due to all the nacin training..... silly me!

Ew, what do men do to stop that? Bandaids over the nipples?

Zee · January 17th, 2008, 07:56 PM

Yep, or buy nipple guards. You can also put bodyglide lubricant over spots.

Dixie Normos · January 17th, 2008, 07:57 PM

as for the lack of bra...how do you know she's not wearing one. For the record, my nips can be seen through padding sometimes they are so erect...got me the nick name "22" when I worked the cash in a VERY cold grocery store.

Novice · January 17th, 2008, 07:57 PM

or be like an action man & not have any.....

LOL Dixie! Where I'm from they're know as "chapel hat pegs"..... was that TMI?

MissVenus · January 17th, 2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

Do you really think she's that power/celebrity hungry? SHe doesn't strike me as bright enough to have those goals. LOL. She seems like a nice girl next door who probably really did like the boy in the posters on her wall. I'm sure she was an easy catch. Easy to brainwash. Easy enough to make her follow all directions. Not smart enough to question things...you know? She doesn't strike me as calculating.

We could ask her though, she seems to hang out here.

I think that may have been why he married her!!! Tom's Xenu-Bride checklist included stupid, vacuous and demure. Let's face it, she jumped in the boat and he just had to whack her with the oar!

There is no way Katie ran this marathon. I run for about an hour everyday and sweat is pouring off me (granted it's a bit hotter here in Australia!!!). The bodyguard/trainer fellow running with her is sweating it up and he's obviously only going her little snail-pace so I can't see how she's crossed the line, looking all lovely and perfect without a bead of sweat on her pretty little Xenu-face. As for the bra, hey, my hubby laughs at my sports-bra cause they are industrial-strength, ugly-ass things but they keep the girls in place.

I think it's just so demeaning to all the people who've genuinely worked hard and trained to actually run the full marathon.

nwgirl · January 17th, 2008, 08:02 PM

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she's lost some weight but not enough to go the whole 26 miles

Did I really read that correctly? Now she's too fat to have run the marathon? Or not lean enough? The hits just keep coming.

It's official...it's spreading and it's fucking contagious. I seriously am at a loss for words. I just can't fight it. I really can't. I gotta go. This isn't a goodbye cruel world post. I just gotta get away from here because I'm afraid I'm going to have to start wearing a helmet and drooling if I hang out here much longer trying to insert common sense or logic where it is obviously not wanted. The dumb is just too strong to fight.

And just for reference, if it ever is proven (you know, with those bad words that will not be spoken - aka real proof or evidence) that she cheated, based on some of the examples of reasoning and logic some of you have exhibited, the only reason you will have gotten it right is because apparently everything she does is suspect. It won't be due to your super sluething skills or reasoning abilities. Call someone a liar long enough and about enough things and odds are that you'll be proven right at least once.

What's that saying? Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while.

Some of you really should look at other pictures on that site I linked to in my earlier post. I don't expect you to admit it, but all of your reasons why she couldn't have run are completely baseless.

But, keep on keeping on. If this lie is never proven, I'm sure you'll have many more opportunties to use your stellar reasoning and deduction skills on another Tom and Katie mystery.