Did Katie Holmes fake the NY Marathon and have someone else run it for her?

**Chilly Willy** · January 17th, 2008, 05:44 PM

^ Everything for the career, eh?

**crackho** · January 17th, 2008, 05:45 PM

What's the big deal? Its not like she faked a marriage or a pregnancy or anything....

**Chilly Willy** · January 17th, 2008, 05:47 PM

That's what I'm saying. Leave Katie alone!

I love the Cruises, we should be grateful for all the truely original gossip they give us. So tired of everyone else's drug and sex stories. And DUIs. And pregnancies. Give me a fake pregnancy and I'm happy.

**Bellatheball** · January 17th, 2008, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

^ Everything for the career, eh?

I thought that was anything for Xenu???? Did I miss something?

**Chilly Willy** · January 17th, 2008, 05:51 PM

Oh please, Katie would have signed up for the Church of Satan, if Tom had asked for it in the contract. Katie is in it for the money and exposure. That and a proper baby daddy for her secret love child.

**Bellatheball** · January 17th, 2008, 05:57 PM

Do you really think she's that power/celebrity hungry? SHe doesn't strike me as bright enough to have those goals. LOL. She seems like a nice girl next door who probably really did like the boy in the posters on her wall. I'm sure she was an easy catch. Easy to brainwash. Easy enough to make her follow all directions. Not smart enough to question things...you know? She doesn't strike me as calculating.

We could ask her though, she seems to hang out here.

**ThatGirl** · January 17th, 2008, 06:07 PM

I do not care for her at all. Pretend you did not hear that she was there. I hope all the people that did run it just move their spots up one. All settled.

**southernbelle** · January 17th, 2008, 06:09 PM

Katie Holmes gets Punk'd

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**laynes** · January 17th, 2008, 06:35 PM

I don't know guys.. she ran a 12 minute mile..that's practically walking.
I'm a runner and while I wouldn't run without a sports bra, it's not impossible for as flat chested as she is. Plus as another poster mentioned, her legs are in great shape so she obviously does some training.

As far as her looking better than the other runners, she took 5 hours to finish it. She probably stopped along the way to freshen up as she knew there would be photo opps at the finish line.

Who knows?? Regardless..she's lame!

**MillionDollarBaby** · January 17th, 2008, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by nycgirly101

I remember that! I couldn't believe how she just blatantly lied to that girl... she kept asking Katie over and over and she was just like "no, I saw nobody. No, no, no" If I knew someone was cheating on their wife I would either say "I shouldn't get involved" or tell the truth- but she lied about it just to work with that director.

ITA nobody cared then bc she wasent that famous but now that she is somebody should ask her " why did you lie to that girl on punked?"
how sweet and innocent was that of her??

**Zee** · January 17th, 2008, 07:05 PM

I really miss the pillow baby shots. Just need some crazy CO$ inspired gossip.

**Lalique** · January 17th, 2008, 07:08 PM

I'm also a runner. I am a "C" cup and I wear TWO sports bras when I run. Also, I ran a half marathon a few years back. I was wiped out and just wanted to go home and sleep. I just don't think she looks like a novice runner (only been running/training for 5 months prior) finishing a marathon. Just my 2 cents!

**louiswinthorpe111** · January 17th, 2008, 07:19 PM

I'm a big A/small B, and if I walk too much with no bra, the nips are about ready to burst. Let alone run 26 miles.

**nwgirl** · January 17th, 2008, 07:22 PM

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220287013
Lady in green shorts. What is that, a smile? She must not have run.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220287189
What are those on the lady in the purple tank? Headphones? She must not have run. And Lord knows Princess Leah and Darth Vader just jumped in a mile or two back.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220287414
Bell bottom pants on the chick in the pink tank? She must not have run. (But then again, they’re not long enough, are they? Let me see if I can find more.)

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220290493
Yup, found more. Long black bell bottom pants that cover her shoes (with the red and black tank on)? OMG! I mean, who could run a marathon with those flapping at your feet for 26 miles? This bitch obviously didn’t run either. Neither did the one with the shorter bell bottoms in the orange shirt.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220287461
Is that a smile on the lady with the blue hat and blue jacket? Must not have run.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220288057
Tell me those guys ran the whole way in Brooks Brothers get up? They couldn’t have!

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220288623
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220288602
Boy, look at the lady in the purple tank with the long black sleeves on. She doesn’t look nearly haggard enough. Bitch couldn’t have run!

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220288664
What is that lady adjusting on her head? Gasp! Headphones? She must not have run. Ooh, and look at the guy in front of her. Head phones on him too? Must not have run.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220289314
Hey lady in all black with long black pants that are ill fitting – no one believes you ran, just give it up! (And hey lady in front of her with what looks to be a flag cape on – you look sufficiently bad, so we believe you ran.)

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220289498
What’s up with the lady in yellow? Her hair isn’t even sweaty. Bitch, please. And the lady to her left in black? She looks like she just got out of bed. Neither one of them ran.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220289704
The two guys in red and white tanks look like they’re talking! What is that? No one could run a marathon and be in good enough shape to talk at mile 26. No one!

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220290038
The chick in the pink top with pink and black shorts still has her braids in? What? There’s no way she could run and still have her braids in tact. Didn’t run!

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220290752
Look at this chick in the red shirt with black sleeves under it (with the F number on her bib). She looks…almost halfway decent. Didn’t run.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220291132
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220291303
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220292047
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#P-47-15
WTF? More long bell bottom pants? How many cheaters can there be in one race?

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#P-16-15
Thumbs up? Um…you should be crawling on the ground right about now. How can you have enough energy to give a thumbs up? Didn’t run!

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220291464
You’re smiling? Two of you? No…no…no. One, I could accept. But two of you smiling in the same picture at mile 26? It just can’t be. Can’t have run.

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3814343/1/220300563#220292538
You sir in the yellow shirt, you look sweaty and gross. You have run. Oh wait, but you’re not wearing a bra and you have rather large boobs. I change my mind. You couldn’t have run. But…you’re sweaty and obviously tired. What to think, what to think?

http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220233060
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220233402
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220241366
I could swear they’re not wearing a bra. I could be totally wrong though.

Which brings me to my two favorite ladies that I’ve found so far:
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220244378
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220244410
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220258666
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220262733
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220262822
http://marathonpix.smugmug.com/gallery/3813568/1/220283959#220262886
Wait a second…are those…I think they might be...yes! They’re strappy tank tops with no bras just like Katie had on. My God. But, it can’t be. Right? Because no way, no woman in all the history of the world has ever run a marathon without a bra on. Right? Yeah. Okay. (And the pictures of these two women are from the first set of 1000 pictures from 10 sets of 1000 pictures I found for the NYC marathon – all the rest are from the last set of 10. I wonder how many more women I’d find just in this one marathon wearing the exact same type of top Katie wore if I looked through the other 9000 pictures they have on this site? Or, what if I looked at the pictures from another marathon? Think I’d find more?)

So…either none of these people in these pictures ran, or…big shocker coming here so don’t read on if you have a weak stomach…women can run a marathon in just a little tiny strappy tank top, with long bell bottom pants, looking halfway decent (smiling and talking even) wearing an mp3 player even in races that might have banned them. Hmmmm…how can that possibly be?

Did she run it? I don't know. Could she have? Um........yes. Even despite all the many varied reasons people think she can't have.

Then again, I don't have pictures of these people at the starting line, so I'm sure none of these actually prove anything to anyone.

And since this is a gossip site it means that reality, proof, logic, common sense, reasoning and the like are totally out the window? I didn't get that memo. My bad.