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Thread: Demi Moore says she does “leech detoxification therapy”

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    This reminds me of the old SNL sketch "Theodoric Barber of York"



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    ew,ew, and ew
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    She looks great.

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    Bloodletting was a popular method of medicine in the pre-and Victorian era. It removes old blood, forcing your body to make new blood. New blood carries more oxygen than recycled blood, and has less waste in it.
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    These aren’t just like swamp leeches, we’re talking about highly trained medical leeches…
    I want to know how they "medically" train the leeches...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mariesoleil View Post
    I want to know how they "medically" train the leeches...
    They wear little white coats with stethescopes and everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    They wear little white coats with stethescopes and everything
    YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
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    MissVenus' Leech-O-Rama Grand Opening This Weekend!

    Come one - come all! This weekend is the Grand Opening of MissVenus' Leech-O-Rama!

    We've got leeches-a-plenty fresh from the rainforest that my property backs onto.

    Grand opening special: $299!

    Demi: you're welcome too!
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    a leech sucking would be the most action I've gotten in years.

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    So she bathes in turpentine and lets the leeches at her waxed body.

    This is the most bizarre beauty treatment, ever. Flammable and a skin irritant.
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