Demi Moore and her daughters pose for Bazaar Magazine cover

[sparkly]

^That's pretty much the only thing it could be. I mean, she HAS to look at Rumer and see her potato head, right? It's not even a face only a mother could love.

I wonder if Demi's vain enough to love her daughter despite her looks.

[Charlotte]

If only i was any good at photoshop. The picture would be much improved by superimposing a bag over Rumer's head.

[stef]

• On why women look up to her: They don't have any choice. I have the money to pay for plastic surgery to look like I do, and they don't. So, I'm a role model, I guess.
• On Ashton and her girls: He loves my girls, even though the first time he saw Rumer up close he nearly pissed himself. He...I mean she has that affect on people unfortunately. I pray for him...I mean her.
• On the dynamic with Bruce: As long as Bruce's checks clear everything is great.
• Ashton on Bruce: I was like, wow, Bruce, I really used to love your movies when I was in pre-school, and now I'm fucking your ex-wife. Ain't life great?

Let me just amend that licky paragraph......

Demi Moore is the only spokeswoman for her new movie Flawless because, well, no one else cares. Whether by surgery or airbrush, Demi ego-massages it yet again for the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Inside she poses with her three bruce lookalikes, who are quickly becoming slutty z-listers of their own (here's looking at you, Rumer). In the article she whines about her unusual family looks and what it means to look as old as your daughters and not in a good way. Ashton throws some self-absorbed crap in, too.

hilarious!

[Grimmlok]

Doesn't God, or whoever, have a funny sense of humor? This woman whose whole life is devoted to her looks, spawns the ugliest girls on the planet. Demi's probably shed many a tear over her big potato headed first born. That kid is terminally fug. Just horrendous.

yeah, especially when she came out.

[WhateverLolaWants]

Wow. Wyoming is just...wow. They are much better than this at making ugly people look attractive. What were they thinking? It almost looks deliberate. "LOOOOK. Loook at slutty, fugly, fugly light and their hot mom.!"

I think Buffy Burnett may be right. This may be Demi making herself feel better by letting the world pick apart how much more attractive she is than her younguns

[Bijoux]

[ConstanceSpry]

[*]On why women look up to her:

Women look up to her?? Since when?

[Palermo]

• On why women look up to her: They don't have any choice. I have the money to pay for plastic surgery to look like I do, and they don't. So, I'm a role model, I guess.
• On Ashton and her girls: He loves my girls, even though the first time he saw Rumer up close he nearly pissed himself. He...I mean she has that affect on people unfortunately. I pray for him...I mean her.
• On the dynamic with Bruce: As long as Bruce's checks clear everything is great.
• Ashton on Bruce: I was like, wow, Bruce, I really used to love your movies when I was in pre-school, and now I'm fucking your ex-wife. Ain't life great?

[faithanne]

You guys are so mean, I think Bruce looks great in that one-shouldered dress and wig.

[DitaPage*]

^

[mistify]

On Ashton and her girls: He loves my girls, even though the first time he saw Rumer up close he nearly pissed himself. He...I mean she has that affect on people unfortunately. I pray for him...I mean her.


what??? yeah he nearly pissed himself from being scared. I know she has that effect on me.

[tamjo54]

You guys are killing me. Totally hilarious. I agree Demi is messed up in the head, trying to compete with her own daughters. Especially when she has a daughter like Rumer who is physically challenged in the looks department.

It's like the pretty girl who will be only friends with the ugly girls because she wants to always stand out.