Deluded Benji Madden: Paris Herpes Hilton is wife material

DitaPage* · May 2nd, 2008, 04:03 AM

I wish them well.

I want them to get married and have heaps of hideous kids.

**NicoleWasHere** · May 2nd, 2008, 04:12 AM

If Paris had children, she'd lock them in a closet and "forget about them" when she got bored with them.

**lisalucy69** · May 2nd, 2008, 05:42 AM

He probably figures he already got the herps from the wonky skank, he might as well stick with her now.

**snuffy** · May 2nd, 2008, 05:47 AM

He's prob. thinking shes worth about $100 mil - that much money will blind you to alot of other stuff.

Like the fact that she's Paris Hilton.

The south Park guys did her the best:

**crackho** · May 2nd, 2008, 05:50 AM

^^Is that Richard Simmons with a haircut?

**snuffy** · May 2nd, 2008, 05:52 AM

^ Pauly Shore

IDK if thats better or worse!

**Goely** · May 2nd, 2008, 10:08 AM

Okay. This couple is really getting on my nerves. Since when you're REALLY in love with somebody you make sure that the world knows by talking about it to all the gossip magazines and tv shows how in love you are ?

First, Paris isn't gonna last long with him. Even if it's true that she never felt as good before, she'll get tired of that sooner or later.

On his side, Benji isn't really ... right ... for Herpes Skank. He's been saying the same damn things when he was with the Australian girl (Sophie Monk) and look where this couple is now. Benji is lost in the stupidity-slutty-herpes land and Sophie's having sex with Ryan Seacrest.

Randomly but still, Nicole Richie. She'll do whatever she can do in this world for this couple to break up. It might be the only good thing she'll do in her life.

Wanna bet they'll break up before August ?

- Sorry about that big comment but i'm out of myself. -

**CherryDarling** · May 2nd, 2008, 10:26 AM

I think Paris likes girls. Men are just playthings to her...and Benji is fun because of Nicole/Joel. I give it two more months, TOPS.

**bellini** · May 2nd, 2008, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Raspberry gashes

I wish them well.

I want them to get married and have heaps of hideous kids.

Hehehe me too. He's an idiot and she's a skank. Perfect match.

**Bijoux** · May 2nd, 2008, 03:33 PM

I feel bad for Nicole.

Paris just can't stand that her so-called "best friend" has an actual relationship, baby and wedding plans.

I think Paris is doing this just to mess up Nicole.

**Goely** · May 2nd, 2008, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bijoux

I feel bad for Nicole.

Paris just can't stand that her so-called "best friend" has an actual relationship, baby and wedding plans.

I think Paris is doing this just to mess up Nicole.

I partly agree with you. I think that Paris wants wedding just because of personal publicity too. But the point is that Nicole hasn't any wedding plans with Joel.