Dean McDermott, aka Mr. Tori Spelling, enters rehab

**BrickHouse** · January 25th, 2014, 03:44 PM

I can't begrudge her her pain at having to live with his shit, but I will say it shouldn't have been a surprise to her.

**witchcurlgirl** · January 25th, 2014, 03:45 PM

Does everyone that does something stupid now have to go to rehab?

**BrickHouse** · January 25th, 2014, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Does everyone that does something stupid now have to go to rehab?

Only if they want more publicity for doing stupid shit.

So I guess, yes. Yes they do.

**Novice** · January 26th, 2014, 12:07 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I'll add: And after fucking around behind the backs of their respective spouses. And didn't Tori get her shrink to break it to her (then) hubby?

Yes and even wrote about it in a book. Proudly.

**Taedium** · January 26th, 2014, 12:24 AM

I could buy that he's into guys too -- both his wives are pretty masculine looking.

**rollo** · January 26th, 2014, 07:06 AM

He's into freeloading too by the looks of it. What a prize.

**Taedium** · January 26th, 2014, 08:10 AM

Shame he's not into plastic surgery because he could really do with a new face.

**BrickHouse** · January 26th, 2014, 09:11 AM

I don't think there's a procedure to fix weasel eyes.

**PecanPie** · January 26th, 2014, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by BrickHouse

I don't think there's a procedure to fix weasel eyes.

Or wandering dick.

**Taedium** · January 26th, 2014, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by PecanPie

Or wandering dick.

It can be cut off. In Dean's case I suspect there is very little to cut, though.

**Mel1973** · January 27th, 2014, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Bombshell

So, I see he has a type.

yes, hideous is a type.

Originally Posted by Air Quotes

Hideous?

hey!

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Does everyone that does something stupid now have to go to rehab?

yes. especially when it's wandering dick syndrome. the publicity and shaming is part of the punishment.

Originally Posted by BrickHouse

I don't think there's a procedure to fix weasel eyes.

no, shit... how can he see properly with his eyes so close together?
Hope Tori goes ahead and divorces his ass!

**Novice** · January 27th, 2014, 02:03 PM

She'll only divorce him if she can get someone else to tell him.

**llamamama** · January 27th, 2014, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Does everyone that does something stupid now have to go to rehab?

Didn't David Duchovny do that? How'd that work out for him?

**Bombshell** · January 27th, 2014, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by llamamama

Didn't David Duchovny do that? How'd that work out for him?

He sure did.

I think it was more a PR band aid than a marriage band aid.

**SoCalMarie** · January 27th, 2014, 05:47 PM

His face looks like a walking version Macbook Photo Booth "Squeeze" Effect - you know the one that were it scrunches the middle of your face?

It's hard to believe any stories that come out of the Tori and Dean camp at this point. I feel like she's desperate for PR/money, and is just going down the list of story lines to sell...

The articles that came out about him cheating were so slanted.... the random girl he allegedly cheated with basically praised Tori and "felt bad" about being with Dean? Please.

I don't think Tori is above paying someone a couple bucks to play along with a storyline in which she could get a couple covers and a couple interviews out of...