David Caruso bullies CSI show set

**moomies** · March 17th, 2008, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

^^He really, really did!! His acting is soooo terrible that it's good; it's entertaining in and of itself. It's like a wreck I can't look away from!! It's really the only reason I watch CSI: Miami.

I've studied his formula and I think I got it: He delivers most of his line with down cast eyes so when he suddenly delivers the "punchline" part he can make ~*dramatic eye contact*~ with the person he's talking to. You can tell it's his idea of adding emotional depth to a scene.

So I can totally believe that he can't deliver a line while maneuvering stairs. And it's completely funny that he is the mastermind behind his incredibly cheesy lines!

I KNOW! If I catch CSI Miami, I watch it for the comic effect. And don't forget his head tilt (combined with the down cast eyes!)

I totally totally believe this story, we had an insider info on this in the first celeb rumour thread. One of our posters confirmed what a douche he really is.

**Elvira** · March 17th, 2008, 08:27 PM

Well yeah! His acting stinks. I'm surprized the show is still on.
They try to show David as a caring man who children trust and relate to. But instead he comes across as a creepy pervert.

**Elisa** · March 17th, 2008, 09:16 PM

I'm probably the only person who thinks Caruso makes the show. I love his schtik...from the one liners to the sunglasses.

*DIVA! · March 17th, 2008, 09:34 PM

I still like the show..

**cheray** · March 17th, 2008, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by mella

But even William Shatner is a better actor than Caruso

And davids sunglasses are better at acting than both of them.

**Chimera** · March 18th, 2008, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by Trixiebelle

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PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**DoveFeatheredRaven** · March 18th, 2008, 05:10 AM

DC is one reason why I never could get into Miami. I prefer the original LV!

**Elvira** · March 18th, 2008, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Elisa

I'm probably the only person who thinks Caruso makes the show. I love his schtik...from the one liners to the sunglasses.

You are not alone Elisa. I was once looking for a couple of photos to photoshop and ended up at a couple of his fan sites. The ladies were crazy about him.

**sarakanne** · March 21st, 2008, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Elvira

I don’t trust these David Caruso stories. There is some crazed woman who has been making up stories about David for years.
Check out the last two pages of this thread ~
David Caruso and Eva La Rue Callahan couple alert

The emails allegedly sent to Defamer came from David Caruso's indicted Austrian stalker who was arrested last summer for stalking him. See The National Enquirer, Nov. 12, 2007, page 50.

The woman, Gabriele Huber, threatened to murder David Caruso and his companion last year. Austrian law enforcement indicted her and she fled the country prior to her arraignment. The FBI aided the Austrians in tracking her down in Mexico. She was returned to Austria and has been denied entry into the US.

Now, she wages a hate campaign against David Caruso from her laptop and uses the Internet as her weapon to post (using multiple names) slander and libel. True, Caruso is not everyone's cup of tea, but this woman has taken her hatred of him to a whole new level.

"Onsetsnitch" is another one of the hundreds of names that this woman uses to disparage Caruso. Huber NEVER worked on the CSI Miami set.

This latest rumor is not true.

www.thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com