David Beckham possibly had tryst with famous actress?

**Sasha** · April 18th, 2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by ordell

Seriously, is there anyone who could blame him if you had to wake up next to Victoria the Pipecleaner?

Wotcha lookin' at, Becks?

He looks like he's seriously contemplating taking a bite outta that. He must be starving for some womanly flesh.

**cmmdee** · April 18th, 2008, 01:43 PM

I don't find the cheerleader attractive. But i bet she has a nice ass. We all know, much as I like her, that Posh ain't got no ASS

**Sasha** · April 18th, 2008, 01:46 PM

^^'xactly. He ain't looking at her face.

**mistify** · April 18th, 2008, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sasha

He looks like he's seriously contemplating taking a bite outta that. He must be starving for some womanly flesh.

He is a man and her ass is pretty close to him and looks pretty big, he can't help but miss it.. but I agree looks like he wants a bite.

**ordell** · April 18th, 2008, 02:52 PM

She's got some great stems, that's for sure. Sorta reminds me of Britney when she's in shape.

**Bijoux** · April 18th, 2008, 03:59 PM

^say what?!

**ordell** · April 18th, 2008, 04:17 PM

The cheerleader whose ass Beckham is staring at longingly. She has a nice firm, slightly thick build, which is how Britney looked when she was in good shape.

**Fluffy** · April 18th, 2008, 09:58 PM

^I don't care about her build, but it looks like she needs slightly better fitting shorts.

**ordell** · April 18th, 2008, 10:32 PM

I think they are supposed to be 3 sizes too small.

**Honey** · April 19th, 2008, 09:45 AM

I bet he has fucked lots of other women, I heard Posh doesn't eat if she thinks David has cheated, so she must suspect it everyday, going to bed with Posh must be like sleeping with a bag of bones.

**sparkly** · April 19th, 2008, 02:38 PM

I'm not trying to be mean, but in all honesty, I can't see how David Beckham can be in love with a woman who is as shallow, vain and narcissistic as Victoria. She's incredibly arrogant, and not the brightest bird in the flock, either. But since he's with her, he should be faithful.
*I would imagine fucking her would be like fucking a skinny little boy.*

**Sasha** · April 19th, 2008, 02:45 PM

Seriously, I'm not a famous actress but he can have a tryst with me anytime. He's in such top physical shape and has such a hungry look in his eye I imagine him rocking my effing world.

Whew, 'scuse me.

**aabbcc** · April 19th, 2008, 02:54 PM

I'd take that cheerleader over Plastic Posh anyday. She's yummy.

**RevellingInSane** · April 20th, 2008, 03:33 AM

Wotcha lookin' at, Becks?

Those thighs are huge! He is married to a a toothpick, but is obviously eyeing the tree trunks. The poor man is deprived.

I would give him all the hips, butt, and breasts he could...you know. I mean, he has to look at a walking cadaver every day. Cut him some slack.

**penname** · April 20th, 2008, 04:22 AM

Well call me an agent provocateur, but for all we know he's looking at that arse and thinking, 'For goodness' sake, woman, leave off the burgers and fries for a while...'