Dane Cook: "The Unfunniest Comic"

**ManxMouse** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:19 PM

Carlos Mencia's real name is Ned Holsapple. You see, he couldn't make fun of "beaners" and "wetbacks" with a name like Ned.

**Just Kill Me** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:20 PM

That's crazy!

Everytime I see this thread title on the main page I get hungry.

**sparkly** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by ManxMouse

Carlos Mencia's real name is Ned Holsapple. You see, he couldn't make fun of "beaners" and "wetbacks" with a name like Ned.

GRRR. Now I hate him even more. I don't know why I hate him so much, but a lot of it has to do with him being a joke stealer.

**AliceInWonderland** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:36 PM

^ Me Too; Plus He's Fugly As Can Be! :p

**memebot** · April 2nd, 2008, 05:38 PM

Dane Cook = unfunny douche

And, no, I don't think he's hot either. He could be cute if he didn't exude the aura of a dickhead.

**RevellingInSane** · April 2nd, 2008, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Sweetie

Well, everyone is saying he's not funny. How do they know if he's funny or not when he's using someone else's material? That would mean the writer of that material isn't funny either.....(all the big names that are bitching at him for stealing material)
And I agree, stealing material is asshole-ish but it still doesn't take away from the fact that the big comedians that originally wrote the lame stuff sucks too.

If George Bush tried to do Chris Rock's jokes, would he be funny? No. Does that mean the material is bad? Absolutely not. Just because you have the material doesn't mean you can create a great finished product.

Dane proves it.