Cynthia Nixon gets married

**greysfang** · May 29th, 2012, 11:04 AM

WTF are you going on about?

**Classic Kate** · May 29th, 2012, 11:05 AM

uh oh, getting too deep and O/T for the fashionistas.

I wanna see wedding photos anywhoo---

**Air Quotes** · May 29th, 2012, 11:05 AM

Tell us how you really feel Kate...

**Classic Kate** · May 29th, 2012, 11:07 AM

I like the tux.

*DIVA! · May 29th, 2012, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by Classic Kate

again, my point exactly.. having the muff munched is equated to heterosexual Females, in a vulnerable state, SO THE FACT THAT A HOMOSEXUAL MASCULINE TYPE ENJOYS IT EQUALLY PROVES AGAIN, just because you act all masculine on the outside, that in the privacy of your room, you are just a lil lady.

and only some try to make sex "complex"... its really really a simple act that folks try to make way more important and dramatic than it really is.

Huh?

**witchcurlgirl** · May 29th, 2012, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Classic Kate

again, my point exactly.. having the muff munched is equated to heterosexual Females, in a vulnerable state, SO THE FACT THAT A HOMOSEXUAL MASCULINE TYPE ENJOYS IT EQUALLY PROVES AGAIN, just because you act all masculine on the outside, that in the privacy of your room, you are just a lil lady.

and only some try to make sex "complex"... its really really a simple act that folks try to make way more important and dramatic than it really is.

I said 'sexual behavior' is complex, not sex. SO if you want to freak out at least try to read correctly.

sheesh, mellow the fuck out.

**MrsDark** · May 29th, 2012, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Classic Kate

because they ARE NOT men.

No diff than women dating these "men" who get manicures, style their hair, can't fix a car and moisturize their face with night cream. Just because they have feminine traits and behavior does not make your man ....a woman.

Uhm. Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I generally don't find men who do all this girly shit very attractive. Unless I'm not seeing them do it and the resulting appearance is not one where them doing similar stuff that a woman does to maintain themselves is obvious.

Do I get a kick out of girly men? Fuck yes. I can always use a shopping and spa buddy. Do I want to fuck them? Fuck no.

Plus, Cynthia Nixon has had relationships with men in the past. So we know she likes men. I guess cock is what's optional.

**Belt Up** · May 29th, 2012, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

I actually wanted to put Rojo Caliente gets married in the subject line, but I thought I might get pinged by the mods.

I thought that was really her name for the longest time.

**Belt Up** · May 29th, 2012, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by Classic Kate

uh oh, getting too deep and O/T for the fashionistas.

Care to share my watermelon?

**sluce** · May 29th, 2012, 11:27 AM

www.dlisted.com

Monday, May 28th 2012
Presenting Mrs. & Mrs. ROJO CALIENTE!!!

Duchess Kate and Prince William's tiny little vow exchange in that small church has been knocked down to the second most important royal wedding of this century now that Rojo Caliente and her ginger queen are married! Even though I haven't even seen one picture from the ceremony and they could've gotten married in the break room of a Subaru dealership for all I know, I can still say this it was the most beautiful and greatest wedding of all-time! I was going to pour a little ginger beer in my morning coffee anyway, but now I have a real reason to do so. Cynthia Nixon's rep tells People that after being engaged for 3 years, she can now say the words millions of people wish they could say, Rojo Caliente is her lawfully wedded wife!

"On May 27, 2012, Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, were legally married in the state of New York. Nixon wore a custom dress by Carolina Herrera."

Cynthia's rep says "On May 27, 2012 Cynthia Nixon and her girlfriend, Rojo Caliente, were legally married" but I say, "On May 27, 2012 the sanctity of marriage got a ginger breath of life!!!!!!"

This is the reason why the sun shines on all of us in NYC today. Not because there's no clouds or anything. But because the humanized form of one its rays, Rojo Caliente, married the woman she loves. Congingerlations to our new reigning ginger gayelle queens and my favorite couple next to vodka and soda. This news calls for a soundtrack!