Crazy Tom Cruise returning to Oprah

**buttmunch** · April 26th, 2008, 12:05 PM

^^Bingo! She is working overtime to turn everyone into a naval-gazing freak.

**baked_tater** · April 27th, 2008, 11:44 PM

After watching the horrendous Leah Remini Rachael Ray Nightnmare, starring Giantessa, her daughter, I am now convinced Davey Misscabbage sent out a new order, that all high profiles get their buns out there and do some damage control. IMO.

**Belinda** · April 28th, 2008, 09:16 AM

that would explain Revolta out and about doing his best Village People impersonation. Where' fast ass Kirstie Alley?

**baked_tater** · April 28th, 2008, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

that would explain Revolta out and about doing his best Village People impersonation. Where' fast ass Kirstie Alley?

Can You Guess the Celebucankles?! - TMZ.com

**MillionDollarBaby** · April 28th, 2008, 10:42 PM

^^ that does not look healthy

**sparkly** · April 28th, 2008, 10:45 PM

OMG her legs!

I knew Kirstie Alley had gained weight, but then she went on and on about starting her own weight loss program after being dumped by Jenny Craig. This type of fast weight gain doesn't look too good for them.

**dangerous** · April 29th, 2008, 01:46 AM

Ugh. He's so icky.

I absolutely love this mock interview between Oprah and Tom:

"This is about how tome cruise jumped on her couch and
overreacted about his relationship with katie holmes."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQW0Y7Y3_BY[/youtube]

**WesCAdle** · April 29th, 2008, 02:21 AM

So many skeletons so few closets to hide in anymore. Wasn't Ms O ever grateful to Mr Spielberg for giving her the Oscar nominated part in the Color Purple? Hmm, interesting she is now allegedly celebrating the 25th anniversary of a half assed movie called Risky Business of all things. Tiny Tom with an eye patch, Nazi uniform, and shriveled arm who bombed the WRONG people seems more apropriate than a teenager in his briefs dancing to Old Time Rock n Roll.

I hope he at least does the worm on the show and they have the "cruise" ship band from the Jaba the Hutt CO$ cruise line playing the Mission Impossible theme. MAYBE then I might watch. It will probably just be an inane spew love fest that I'd rather scrub the toilet during instead. Perhaps he can give Leaka Peeah Remini some advice on her pee the bed chubster since he has all the answers to the problems of the world. KatE looks like they drained the last bit of dignity out of her and may be cast in the next Blade film sans makeup. Somehow I don't see her carrying out the demanding role of a Broadway show whether or not they bought the part or not. Well at least the understudy may have a chance to get a break since KatE will fold in a very short run.

**Belinda** · April 29th, 2008, 08:23 AM

That picture of Kirstie is alarming...being a CO$ member really does good things for you

**Sasha** · April 29th, 2008, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Belindagogo

That picture of Kirstie is alarming...being a CO$ member really does good things for you

I feel sorry for her. All that fat is a subconscious attempt to protect herself. Read about auditing-it is abusive and destructive. That's why Tom is flat out crazy, Katie is a robot, and Leah doesn't realize she's destroying her child.