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    I don't know why, but I think Courtney Stodden would be crappy in the sack. She probably just lays there making weird porno faces (as seen in the video above) that come out way more drunk/creepy than sexy.

    It would further creep me out to know that somewhere on the set, pervy Doug is wacking off to whatever romp Vivid dreams up for this hot mess.
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    I'm pretty sure I'd be one of those idiots that says I just want to buy a few things with the after-tax windfall before I invest the bulk... which would come to around $139.52 by the time I treated my kids, siblings, Mom, a few kids, some animals, some people who really needed it more than I ever would. Then I'd look at that last $134.52, (one of my kids would have borrowed $5.00 by then), and we'd all decide we might as well enjoy one last dinner out, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    somewhere on the set, pervy Doug is wacking off to whatever romp Vivid dreams up for this hot mess.
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    From thesuperficial.com

    Courtney Stodden is mad as hell … and she’s so adamant against having her solo sex tape released to the public that she’s sicced an attorney on Vivid Entertainment’s CEO, Steve Hirsch, in an attempt to stop any distribution of her tape … which totally exists.
    Stodden lawyered up and sent the following C&D to Vivid … stating that Vivid is to immediately drop Courtney’s tape like a hot potato, and refrain from ever mentioning it again.
    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    From thesuperficial.com

    Courtney Stodden is mad as hell … and she’s so adamant against having her solo sex tape released to the public that she’s sicced an attorney on Vivid Entertainment’s CEO, Steve Hirsch, in an attempt to stop any distribution of her tape … which totally exists.
    Stodden lawyered up and sent the following C&D to Vivid … stating that Vivid is to immediately drop Courtney’s tape like a hot potato, and refrain from ever mentioning it again.
    Why making a sex tape, promoting the existance of that tape, trying to sell it only to stop the precess then? Well, aside from attention whoring, that is....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty Bike View Post
    Why making a sex tape, promoting the existance of that tape, trying to sell it only to stop the precess then? Well, aside from attention whoring, that is....

    Bingo. It's not only, IMO, just fame whoring (which it totally is), and good Christian girl (WTF???) grandstanding, but a total money grab. She doth protest too much. She's either brilliant, or she has good people working for her, but she is driving the price up as well as putting out lots of free publicity at the same time.

    No doubt she is going to do it. She is holding out for the big bucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Bingo. It's not only, IMO, just fame whoring (which it totally is), and good Christian girl (WTF???) grandstanding, but a total money grab. She doth protest too much. She's either brilliant, or she has good people working for her, but she is driving the price up as well as putting out lots of free publicity at the same time.

    No doubt she is going to do it. She is holding out for the big bucks.
    I'm going to have to disagree with both of those theories.
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    I'm totally open to theories. Where and why do you disagree?
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    I don't need to see a Stod Sex Tape. I saw all her orgasm faces in those interviews she did just after she married Doug. Those weird wobbling lips still haunt my nightmares.
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    But... She's a Christian girl! And hoes her faith very tightly. And she's rul - everthing about her is rul - from her fake eyelashes, to her rul blond hair completely rul dark roots to her totally rul silicon boobs to her rul love story with her rul-y gay grampapy Doug.

    And lay off the camel sucking a lemon pictures! This is totally how everyone looks when they've taken ten Xanax after being told they have look sexy at gay grampapy. I'd have to take 20.

    eta: hahaha - holds, she said holds. For once, auto-correct got it right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    I'm totally open to theories. Where and why do you disagree?
    Mostly I was being snarky. But, she does come off as a total idiot and I'm not really seeing any "career" of hers worth mentioning. I think she could've milked the proverbial cow a bit longer had she stayed married to Doug and gotten a reality show featuring their demented relationship or something, but by herself she's just another dumb whore, dumb whoring it up and Hollywood already has plenty of that.
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    From MichaelK:

    Just Call Her St. Porn Iguana: Courtney Stodden Will Donate Her Sex Tape Profits To Charity

    May 11, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K




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    Right after Vivid Entertainment said that it had seen the Porn Iguana’s jack-off tape and had shot a $1 million offer into her lizard palms, she did what most fame whore messes do when they have a sex tape coming out. She screamed about how her privacy had been violated, the tape was stolen and she was going to sue Vivid to stop the release and blah blah blah blah. (Save the dick yanking for your next sex tape, Porn Iguana.) Courtney Stodden even cried out glycerine tears of manufactured sadness in front of the paps. “Amateur!” said Pimp Mama Kris who perfected the “leaked sex tape” game.What do you think?



    If Courtney really didn’t want the tape out, she’d just not sign the rights over to Vivid. But that’s too logical for her. The Porn Iguana tells TMZ that she has no choice but to take Vivid’s offer. She claims that one of her best friends (Dourtney, probably) double-crossed her by stealing the tape and has made several copies of it. Instead of screaming for the FBI to arrest that sex tape thief, she made a deal with Vivid.What do you think?



    Courtney should probably use a piece of that $1 million to have the pasty, creepy-faced wart (aka her husband Doug Hutchison) removed from her ass for good, but TMZ says that she’s not going to spend any of the money on herself. Beneath that 50 gallons of silicone is a heart made of pure gold. The Porn Iguana tells TMZ that the entire $1 million is going to charity. She’s not sure which charity yet, but she says she wants to help animals and kids with cancer.What do you think?


    But seriously, what a true saint she is. Not only is Courtney the Goddess of Natural Beauty, but she’s the Goddess of Charity. She is healing the world one sex tape finger bang at a time. When Courtney opens up her animal charity called Courtney’s Organization for Canines and Kittens (or COCK for short) and declares that she will be the CEO of the foundation and will pay herself a $999,9999 salary, Pope Francis better saint her!
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    The fake knockers look like they're starting to slip. She needs a good bra to push them back up or they'll be hanging around her knees soon.

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    God she is so fucking gross. Look at those basketballs... yeesh.
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    They have gotta be painful.
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