Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
I dislike groups of people, but I love individuals. Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking.-George Carlin
I hope this back then when he was anything else but sober. Really.
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I think he probably smells great and refused to sleep with her because she smelled.
I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
^^I agree.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
like week old mackerel.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Yep.
See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
#fingersinthebootyassbitch
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