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    Don't give him any ideas.

    Anna's situation reminds me of one of the best lines this season in Transparent: Please don't do that to me - betray me and then tell me it's a gift.
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    Just read that Amy's parents have filed for divorce. Her mom is Jim Bob's sister.

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    I feel bad in a way for these people because they are in a crazy religious cult and they don't know any better. They are completely isolated to keep the crazy train going. These fucksticks actually believe all this crap is not only ok, but normal. Or it's Satan. Definitely Satan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Or it's Satan. Definitely Satan.
    Blaming Satan is the perfect way of excusing poor choices and bad behaviour. Poor Josh couldn't help joining an extra-marital dating site, couldn't help having rough extra-marital sex, couldn't help molesting young girls. It was all Satan's work! Darn you Satan!

    Um, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChloroformCasey View Post
    Or it's Satan. Definitely Satan.
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    Don't you think Satan would have better minions than a porky faced Duggar loser, scion of a deranged squirrel and a Deliverance patriarch?

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    Oh, I think Satan thinks he hit the jackpot with this crew.


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    Every time I see this thread bumped, I cringe at the thought of seeing headlines stating that the mother is pregnant ...again.
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    That's why these nofundies don't teach their kids about Santa Claus.

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    Josh And Anna Duggar May Have Made A Baby In Sex Rehab

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    This mess of a story is coming from Life & Style (via Radar), so it should be taken with an entire Morton Salt factory, but then again, this is the Duggars we’re talking about and we all know that when all else fails, they shoot out another baby.

    According to sources, Josh Duggar and his wife Anna Duggar bareback boned their way to a baby while he’s in a Christian rehab facility for his supposed addiction to boning. Anybody with a working brain is probably wondering what kind of rehab facility lets you get into the addiction you’re being treated for? Well, maybe the counselors let Josh and Anna hump on each other for the benefit of the other fuck addicts in there. I mean, hearing Josh Duggar’s fuck moans would shrivel up anybody’s genitals and keep them off of ass forever.

    The source says that Anna and Josh’s Christian rehab fuck party led to her getting knocked up with their 5th child. Anna is supposedly telling everyone that the Band-Aid baby in her womb is God’s way of telling her that she should stay with the child-touching rotten gourd.

    “Anna announced that she thinks she is pregnant again. She believes the baby is a sign that God has forgiven Josh for his many sins, and she’s vowed to stand by her husband.”
    Um, I have a feeling that if God was going to send Anna Duggar a sign, that sign would look like this:




    I’m sure that if it’s true, that child will feel so special when they learn that their brainwashed mother and their dried smegma ball of a father made them in the rehab facility where their dad was banished to after he had rough sex with porn stars. And I won’t believe this until I get a sign from the fame whore Gods and what I mean by that is I won’t believe it until I see a commercial for TLC’s new show 1 Band-Aid Baby And Counting starring Anna Duggar.

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    Christian rehab fuck party
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    This is the same "logic" that led people to claim babies with birth defects represented the sins of the parents being visited on their offspring. Nothing like using the Magic Baby 8 Ball to manage your life.
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    Oh for fucks sake, if true, what a dumb bitch.
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    I actually thought she would leave. Ugh

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    Do you want an AIDS baby Anna? Cause this is how it happens.
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