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    Apparently not given what the boy behind her is doing....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty Bike View Post
    ^^^While Jill tries to promote her sex-advice book.
    Is this a one-page book that says "put out"?
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    I can't fathom the sex advise that Jill would give anyone? Wait till you're married to kiss, then run off to the church broom closet to bone? I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what they either did or tried to do at their own wedding.

    It just seems weird to edit a photo in such a way. If you don't agree with their mode of dress then crop them out of the pic or wait until NO ONE is around to take pics. Don't apply your weird religious rules on the rest of us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Is this a one-page book that says "put out"?
    I'm sure there's more to it than that.

    Say grace before providing your husband with obligatory oral sex. Give thanks for every drop. And while you are on your knees you should be taking the opportunity to throw out a prayer.

    Never ask for oral sex for yourself. Remember, God made that part of you as a means for you to praise Him through birthing until your womb falls out.

    Shouting " Oh God!" at the exact moment of marital bliss is not allowed. If you have to say anything at all then a few well chosen Bible verses are much more appropriate than blaspheming.

    And so on.
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    ^^ Best thing I've read all day! Thanks for the laugh
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    Just remember, you were basically asking for this link:
    https://people.com/tv/jill-duggar-di...e-up-sex-life/
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    Well, I gotta say, if Jill is fulfilled in her sexual relationship, good for her. I'm glad she found someone that makes her happy and that she wants to share it.

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    How would she know? She wasn't even allowed to masturbate.
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    If they were having as much sex as she implies there would be more blessings than they have. So either something went really wrong after Sam's birth, they are using some form of *gasp* birth control, or she's over compensating with her sex posts for a sex life that's not awesome.
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    Wonder how Ma and Pa feel about this.
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    I guess they're too busy fucking. If that's still allowed now that the baby factory seems to be (thankfully) closed for business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MsDark View Post
    How would she know? She wasn't even allowed to masturbate.
    Or shower alone.
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    Wait...what!? Were none of the kids allowed to shower alone? I'm choosing to believe that this next generation of Duggars don't feel the same need to breed as their crazy ass mom did. Well, with the exception of Anna who is a brainwashed ninny for staying with her molester husband. Maybe they will actually use birth control, pretty sure Jinger did.

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    ^^ They all had 'shower buddies' to make sure that they didn't fall into temptation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Wonder how Ma and Pa feel about this.
    They dry humped each other on a mini golf course in front of courting Jessa and Ben .
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