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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    Not judging because I need to know ------

    W H A T
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    W I T H J A N A ?????
    She's still single. 😔. But she seems OK with it.

    But still. I hope it's cuz she's not settling for some random, quiver full type and is holding out for a normal guy.

    Ben hardly said 2 words when he was on camera. Jessa did all the talking.

    And Jinger's husband Jeremy, seems cool.
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    Damn, I thought Michelle's uterus finally got pissed off enough and killed her.

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    But how are the sisterfuckers doing?

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    Oh, there was no mention of him and his wife or kids.
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    Jessa is also expecting baby number 3 due in June but the show is way behind .

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    I think Cinder-Jana is sticking it out until her "babies" (i.e. the siblings she's raising and not J'chelle) are grown enough to do okay without a mommy.

    And she doesn't want a quiverfull.

    At least it seems like the Ma Duggar baby factory has finally closed down.
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    If I were Jana, I wouldn't marry either. She raised enough children and she certainly saw what shitty life her mother and her sisters (in-law) lead. I'd run away screaming if some fundy guy would even look in my general direction.
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    Maybe she's gay and I hope she comes out with a flourish.
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    You know, I thought of that, too. I think she stays so that she can protect all the little girls from the older members of her family. That's my guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Damn, I thought Michelle's uterus finally got pissed off enough and killed her.
    Every time I see this thread bumped I dread to read that she's decided to try and have another...

    Speaking of which - for someone so damn fertile and so against contraception in any form because it's against God's plan, how's she managed to stop dead the way she has? Did an angel come down from on high bearing tidings from God and a specially blessed and sanctioned Mirena coil? Or has Jimbob been told his hotdog is no longer allowed down her hallway?
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    Menopause.
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    I wouldn't be surprised if something happened with the last one that made it impossible for her to have more blessings.
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    Yeah like them tying her tubes. And there were signs this needed to be done: The one that died before the one that was born dangerously premature and almost died (Josie) remained fragile with ongoing health issues for years after being born.

    I think it would be irresponsible of her to keep having babies after that. Now that she has grandchildren popping out like crazy she can get her momentary baby fix (i.e. holding a grandbaby for a photo op) without having to put herself through another pregnancy.

    Plus, a great deal of her baby-sitters/caregivers/"mommies" have left home and married and are now busy raising their own kids. There is no way she's having more because now she might actually have to start taking care of them herself. If she starts trying to do this again (or adopting babies) maybe Jana will finally have had enough, put both feet down and gtfo of there.
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    I imagine it would be very hard for Jana to just up and leave. I obviously don't know how the Duggars control their finances, but it would be my assumption that Jim Bob keeps a tight leash on ALL money made from the TV show, etc. I doubt the girls are given anything before they marry off, at least not under their own name. So, even though Jana is nearly 30 I would guess that she really doesn't have much of a personal financial portfolio to fall back on. Again, this is all speculation. I just know how fundies work and the man is the head of the household and women are 2nd best. I just feel sad for her that her mom used her as a second mommy to her insane brood of kids for so long and now she's stuck.
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    She could work as a child care expert. Sadly, I think she probably doesn't want to leave her clusterfuck of a family, like Stockholm syndrome. It's all she knows. Otherwise she would have left by now.

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