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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalet View Post
    What that wussy husband doing? Sleeping? She didn't have a C section. Get up! That Jessa is some bitch.
    They need to sleep at night, duh. Cinderjana to the rescue!!
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    Isn't Spurgeon the name of that cracked out ho who hung out with the SEx Pistols guy.

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    ^Spungen, close! So the kid's nickname is Nancy, not Quincy.
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    That's hilarious.

    Me being mean: Hey Jessa, you know you named your kid after these people?

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    Vicious Seewald.
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    This is who Jessa and Ben named their baby after:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Spurgeon
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    I suggest naming the next one after this guy:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluebonnet View Post

    Jessa (Duggar) Seewald with husband Ben and their newborn son on the cover of PEOPLE

    Do I see a case of 'pregnancy lips' here?

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    Maybe she needs to keep her knees together?
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    Josh Duggar sued by porn star for assault during sexual encounter

    by Michele Corriston / PEOPLE



    19 Kids and Counting


    Posted November 18 2015 — 2:55 PM EST
    This article originally appeared on PEOPLE.COM.
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    Josh Duggar has been implicated in another sex scandal.
    Duggar, 27, is being sued by adult film actress and model Danica Dillon, who alleges that Duggar “assaulted her to the point of causing her physical and emotional injuries” while they were having consensual sex after he propositioned her in a Philadelphia strip club in March, according to court documents obtained by PEOPLE.
    Dillon, a married mother of two whose real name is Ashley Stamm-Northup, filed her lawsuit Tuesday and is asking for $500,000 in damages, saying she has suffered emotionally and physically since the alleged incident and is being treated by a psychiatrist for severe anxiety.
    The news comes as the former 19 Kids and Counting star remains in faith-based rehab center Reformers Unanimous in Rockford, Illinois, where he checked in August after confessing to cheating on his wife Anna using the website Ashley Madison and being addicted to porn.
    “I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him,” Duggar, who has four children and worked as a lobbyist for the conservative Christian group the Family Research Council, said in a statement at the time.
    In the legal papers, Dillon says she was a featured performer at The Gold Club in Philadelphia, where Duggar allegedly paid her about $600 for lap dances. After, she claims he invited her to his hotel room, where they agreed to have sex. Then, he allegedly “manhandled” her to the point that she “felt as if she were being raped.” She says he paid her $1,500 “for her company.”
    Dillon also says Duggar tried to apologize the next month when she was dancing at another venue but claims he actually just wanted to “deceive” her into meeting with him privately, when he allegedly assaulted her again.
    In September, Dillon spoke out against Duggar during an interview with Entertainment Tonight, though she acknowledged that she “never told him no” and consented to the sex.
    A representative for Duggar was not immediately available for comment.

    Josh Duggar sued by porn star for assault during sexual encounter | EW.com
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    A Message to Fathers from Jim Bob
    When Michelle and I first married, we thought we might have one or two children. Four years into to marriage, we had our first child. After that, Michelle went back on the birth control pill. She ended up getting pregnant while on the pill and had a miscarriage.
    We were so grieved. We did not know that sometimes the pill allows you to get pregnant but then causes a miscarriage. We thought we could set our own timetable for having children, for example- when we were "financially able," or when we "had all our ducks in a row."
    We read in the Bible that God says that children are a blessing and a reward from Him (Psalms 127:1-5). We had been rejecting His gifts. At that point, we prayed and asked God to forgive us and we gave Him this area of our lives. We said, "Lord, help us to love children the way that you love children, and Lord we want to receive each one as a gift from you."
    May God bless you as you follow His Spirit and purpose to give Him every area of your life.
    Sincerely,
    Jim Bob Duggar


    P.S. A great way to start being the spiritual leader and coach of your home is to ask Jesus to forgive you for the things you have done wrong (1 John 1:9) and ask Him to take over the steering wheel of your life. (Ask your wife and children for forgiveness also.) God has promised He will freely give the ability to make wise decisions to anyone who asks and seeks Him (James 1:5). Purpose to read the chapter of Proverbs that corresponds to the day of the month with your family daily. Also, commit to pray with your wife everyday. Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have worldly or sensual content. Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games. Love God with your whole heart and look for opportunities to serve others as a family and tell others about our Saviour.

    Note to Fathers - The Duggar Family.


    He's such a fucking hypocrite.
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    But it worked so well for his family.
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    Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have worldly or sensual content. Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games.
    This will help ensure that none of your children grow up to be pedophiles, adulterers or women abusers. Praise Jesus!
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    Next up: Dating tips from Bill Cosby.
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