Christina Ricci breast obituary of the day: where have all the funbags gone?

[Novice]

Aren't all sports bras ill-fitting?
I bought my first recently and those damned straps just aren't long enough (and I'm not that tall!)

[Dixie Normos]

I have the opposite problem, my shoulders are nearly non existant, consequently, all straps are at their tightest setting...and still slip off. Sports bras I never have that problem with, tho the do give me the dreaded "uniboob."

[Novice]

Ah! in that case I recommend a "shock absorber" for you... I normally have the metal bits on my bras an inch from the end - on these it's as far as it can go... it's not too uni-boob either... It's not a push-up bra, but it's not bad...

[Dixie Normos]

Shock absorber...I'll look into that, thanks.