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    I remember how much fun I had making fun of Jessica Simpson when she blew up like a manatee with her first pregnancy. Different story though, she was crowing in the media about getting to eat buttered Pop-Tarts.

    But I certainly never picked on her for not dropping the weight fast enough.
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    Let's face it, a lot of pop entertainers gain weight. Some more than others. Ann Wilson (Heart) gained a lot of weight and never had (bio) kids. She could still sing rings around most singers of this generation.
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    I am sad that the Fat Axl talk hasn't brought Shedevil out.
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    I think it would be great if there were some kind of alt-rock band called Fat Axl. There used to be a band called Dread Zeppelin that sang reggae versions of Led Zeppelin songs, and its lead singer was Fat/Vegas Elvis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I think it would be great if there were some kind of alt-rock band called Fat Axl. There used to be a band called Dread Zeppelin that sang reggae versions of Led Zeppelin songs, and its lead singer was Fat/Vegas Elvis.
    Axl Grows?

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    Love it.

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    Fat Axl really does look like a pig in a red goatee, busting out of a cheap suit. I mean, it's bad. Come on. How can we not point and laugh at that? Plus the guy's a total dickwipe so that should make him fair game me thinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubber Lang View Post
    Fat Axl really does look like a pig in a red goatee, busting out of a cheap suit. I mean, it's bad. Come on. How can we not point and laugh at that? Plus the guy's a total dickwipe so that should make him fair game me thinks.
    The immediate impression I got was Yosemite Sam - except angrier.

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    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    I am sad that the Fat Axl talk hasn't brought Shedevil out.
    She has been notified and she's not happy with yall, so be prepared.
    Last edited by greysfang; April 7th, 2015 at 03:03 PM.
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    I have already booked a safe house with the guy who helped out Walter White.
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    Haha, you'll have to do better than that.
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    The safe house is on wheels. With a jet back sticking out the side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    The immediate impression I got was Yosemite Sam - except angrier.
    I thought it was Meatloaf at first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I have already booked a safe house with the guy who helped out Walter White.
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