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I thought they all bought their children with their bags of lesbian gold? Isn't that how all these adopted children just fall into the laps of celebs like pennies from heaven?
Do bisexuals get half the gold? Or do they get bags of silver instead?
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
How about the gays? I would assume they get platinum? The heterosexual life of copper sucks.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
/irony, in case anyone missed it.
Irony is what the asexuals get in their sacks.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator
Silver Nickels & Golden Dimes
Mary
Come play with me
I'll give you a silver nickel
And they'll be another one like me
And all you'll care for is money
Silver nickels and golden dimes
And all you'll hear is devil chimes
Silver (nickels)
Nickels (silver)
Silver (nickels)
I'll be back from time to time
Giving you those silver dimes
I will be your soul
I will give you gold
Silver nickels and golden dimes
All you're hear is devils chimes
Silver (nickels)
Nickels (silver)
Silver (nickels)
Mary
There will be a next time.
*lyrics by Howard Stern
you know it's a daily mail article when it specifically mentions that a woman's legs were exposed, but not tanned. because that's highly important.She chose flats instead of high heels for her power evening, but made up for that conservative choice by rocking a very short skirt that peeked out from under her black coat that was cropped just enough to show off her toned and trim (but not tanned) legs.
"This is not meant to be at all offensive: You suffer from diarrhea of the mouth but constipation of the brain." - McJag
What about those of us who like dick too much to give it up but aren't adverse to heavy flirting and come-ons if it might be to their advantage?
*Unfastens two buttons and starts giving Kari a smutty look. Waits for free food*
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. Hunter S Thompson
How big would a T-Rex wang be?! - Karistiona
Originally Posted by Brah
I had JUST quoted that to say "what the fuck, Daily Fail?" when I saw your post. Seriously, really?
Would'nt they get a bag of. . .clams?
"A true whore just loves her life." - Sluce
Domestic bliss! After calling her a 'keeper', Sean Penn goes grocery shopping with Charlize Theron and her son Jackson | Mail Online
Domestic bliss! After calling her a 'keeper', Sean Penn goes grocery shopping with Charlize Theron and her son Jackson
By Colette Fahy
PUBLISHED: 22:40 EST, 22 January 2014 | UPDATED: 01:02 EST, 23 January 2014
They went public with their romance at a charity gala earlier this month and things are heating up for Sean Penn and Charlize Theron.
The couple – who were first linked when they holidayed together in Hawaii over the festive season – looked every inch the domesticated duo as they did a grocery run with her two-year-old son Jackson.
And Hollywood hard man Sean was on his best behaviour, keeping the tot occupied by pulling funny faces as they browsed the aisles at the store.
Domestic bliss: They only recently went public with their romance but Sean Penn and Charlize Theron looked every inch the happy couple as they did their grocery shopping in LA with her son Jackson on Wednesday
Sean, 53, who is not known for his sunny disposition, couldn’t keep a smile off his face as he enjoyed the trip to Whole Foods with Charlize, 38, and Jackson.
He was dressed down in double denim, dark jeans and a lighter coloured shirt, and suede boots.
Cheeky! Charlize went for a cheeky grab of Sean's bum as the pair enjoyed a laid back trip to the grocery store
Joking around: Sean kept Jackson entertained while his beautiful blonde girlfriend browsed the shelves
Blonde Charlize also went for cool casual, in skinny jeans, flat sandals and a long-sleeved top.
However, it dipped low at the back showing off her bra.
Jackson sat in the trolley as they browsed the aisles and the rapport between him and Sean was evident, showing that the relationship is getting serious already.
Monkeying around: It's wasn't just Sean who got playful, hands on mother Charlize thrilled Jackson with her antics
Indeed a source recently hinted the couple - who both won Best Lead Actor and Actor Oscars in 2004 - may be planning to move in together, according to a report in Us Weekly.
'They stay with each other all the time,' the insider told the publication. 'They may move in together.'
'Sean just loves Jackson - he's big into kids,' the source added. 'She's obviously his type, a blonde powerful woman. Their relationship is intense.'
Sean even confirmed the romance to Piers Morgan at his Help Haiti Home gala earlier this month January.
The CNN host recounted in his recent MailOnline column: 'At 2am Sean came over, and bear-hugged me. '"Congrats on a great night," I said. "And congrats on Charlize too."
'He laughed. "She's a keeper, that's for sure...well, I'll do my best to keep her anyway!"'
Earlier, Charlize had also been happy to talk about her feelings.
Piers recalled: 'I walked over to Sean's table, where he was sitting with new girlfriend Charlize Theron. "'I'm so glad you two have got together," I said, "Sean's a great guy.'"
'"I know," she smiled, putting her hand round his shoulder.'
A-List entertainment: Oscar winning actor Sean pulled some funny faces to entertain Jackson
An onlooker recently told E! News that Charlize had her arm wrapped around the actor's neck as they sat together at a table while Penn responded by kissing her neck. They then shared a tender kiss on the lips.
'They are spending night after night together and moving very fast,' a source told E! 'It seems like it's getting serious and that they can't get enough of each other.'
She's a keeper: Sean recently told journalist Piers Morgan that Charlize is a 'keeper'
Sean also paid tribute to South-African-born Charlize in a speech he made before auctioning off a Jeff Koons sculpture made out of 67 guns he previously owned.
'I'm a self-proclaimed Alpha male who owns 67 firearms,' he told the star-studded audience. 'But I've had my mind changed about guns by a strong woman, a beautiful South African woman.
'I don't need these cowardly instruments of violence and destruction, none of us do.'
Piers wrote in his column that Charlize has been against guns since 'her mother shot her drunken abusive father dead, after he came home firing his own gun and threatening to kill them' when she was just 15-years-old.
Early memories: Sean won the Best Actor Oscar for Mystic River, while Charlize won for Monster back in 2004 while Sean was married to Robin Wright and Charlize was in a relationship with actor Stuart Townsend
Read more: Domestic bliss! After calling her a 'keeper', Sean Penn goes grocery shopping with Charlize Theron and her son Jackson | Mail Online
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Wow, they didn't even mind the paparazzi that close....maybe it is serious.
I am so judging her for dating Penn the leather faced freak.
She's got to be one of the most beautiful women alive. Why would she hang with Penn?
is it sad that I knew that was Howard's song from frigging jr high? AND i knew the lyrics??!!
you get nothing but a kick to the fanny (american or english version)
you and me both!
Kill him.
Kill her.
Kill It.
Kill everything... that IS the solution!
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
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