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    Ooookay, that seems reasonable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercer View Post
    I'm really tired of all the 'poor crew' comments.
    They work freelance & their job just went down the drain, sure, but they work deliberately in a no-securities environment. It simply comes with the territory.
    Only this time they've not been sent back to the bench for lack of viewers, but because their flagship addict blows not only steam or whistles, he just blew it...
    In their field of work, they are very bankable, trust me.
    Sure it might come with the territory, and there aren't many jobs that are 100% secure anywhere these days. But they still had a reasonable expectation of employment for the next couple years, considering the show was renewed and Charlie signed a contract for two more years.

    Shows get cancelled, just like businesses close, and people lose their jobs. But this was a deliberate fuck you, not only to the crew but to his co-stars. IMO, that's the point here.
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    ...and lord knows that ugly ass kid will never work again . Hope he put his money away.
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    ^^ Yeah, no joke. Hope we don't hear his 911 calls in 10 years, like Frankie Muniz.
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    Good grief, he sounds manic and totally disconnected from reality. I wonder if he has some brain damage? Either way, i hope he drinks/drugs himself into the grave. What a despicable excuse for a human being. All the talented, out-of- work actors are pulling their eye teeth out.
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    Sounds like this to me.

    Cocaine-induced psychotic disorders with delusions
    • The diagnosis of cocaine-induced psychotic disorder with delusions is made instead of a diagnosis of cocaine intoxication or withdrawal only when the psychotic symptoms are in excess of those typically encountered in intoxication or withdrawal. Delusions may be of any type but typically are paranoid and/or grandiose in nature.
    • Patients presenting with psychosis demonstrate a gross distortion of their mental capacity, communication, interactions with others, ability to recognize reality, and affective response. These distortions interfere with their ability to cope with the ordinary demands of everyday life.
    • A person demonstrating delusions clings to a false belief or judgment despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary. For example, a female abusing cocaine may demonstrate delusions of grandeur and believe that she possesses great wealth, intellect, and power, despite the fact that she is homeless and without education. Suicidal or homicidal ideation can occur in response to delusional beliefs.
    • The diagnostic criteria for this disorder include prominent delusions developing during or within a month of cocaine intoxication or withdrawal.
    • Mental status examination often shows a guarded, tense patient who may appear fearful or anxious. They may or may not reveal their paranoid delusions and may be suspicious of questions asked. Judgment is impaired by their beliefs and may add to homicidal or suicidal ideation.
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    So does Charlie and the other castmembers have guaranteed contracts? Is he still getting paid?

    I have never watched an episode and I don't know anyone that has. I'm still shocked about how much money he makes per episode. It's mind boggling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentOrange View Post
    no - the 911 Truth Movement. Sheen believes that it was an 'inside job', that is the American Government blew up the World Trade Center so that they would have an excuse to invade Iraq. He's been into that for years now. That's how he got hooked up with Alex Jones.
    yeah alex jones, king leader of woowoodom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msdeb View Post
    fuck him. At first his addiction was funny, and he was entertaining. But he just fucked it up for everyone. So, he can die with his porn star.

    I feel bad for the crew and the other people on the show
    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I'm with you. He's just a loser, annoying asshole now. No longer funny.
    my thoughts exactly!

    and his open letter, holy fuck, he should practice what he preaches and stop using crack, because he obviously can't "handle it socially". i'm so disgusted by his behavior. this man has 4 kids...
    i have so many friends who think he's the coolest person on earth, and if they still do now after all of this, i honestly doubt their sanity.

    and why does he keep calling chuck lorre by his real name, like it's a bad thing he has an alias, and then signs his "letter" with charlie sheen, which is an alias, too? it doesn't make any SENSE. i see him in a straightjacket in the near future.


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    The Eleven Most Inexplicable Quotes From Today’s Charlie Sheen Radio Meltdown

    Photo: Riccardo S. Savi/Getty Images

    If you thought Charlie Sheen's radio meltdowns were bad before — and with bombs hurled at his Two and a Half Men boss Chuck Lorre and inexplicable advice offered to Lindsay Lohan, they have been — they're nothing compared to the aggressive, addled rant Sheen launched today on the Alex Jones Show. TMZ has the audio, where Sheen calls Lorre ethnic slurs, talks about his army of assassins, and even slams one of our founding fathers. The beleaguered actor is supposed to return to work on Two and a Half Men next week, but after today, we're not so sure. Here are eleven of the most incendiary, odd, or just plain inexplicable things Sheen said on the air:


    On his tropical vacation with wife Brooke Mueller, a porn star, and a new mistress:
    "Where there were four, there are now three. Good-bye, Brooke, and good luck in your travels; you're going to need it. Badly … She's not there now and we are and I don't know, winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry man, didn't make the rules. Oops."
    On people who talk about him:
    "Look what I'm dealing with, man. I'm dealing with fools and trolls. I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee … they lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will! Stop trying! Just sit back and enjoy the show."
    On Chuck Lorre's Sheen-tweaking vanity card:
    "I didn't care for that vanity card … that was one of the few compliments that clown has paid me in almost a decade."
    On Lorre himself:
    "I'm tired of being told 'You can't talk about that, you can't talk about that.' Bull S-H-I-T. There's something this side of deplorable that a certain Chaim Levine — yeah, that's Chuck's real name — mistook this rock star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Check it, Alex: I embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process. Last I checked, Chaim, I spent close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to do his job, which is to write. Clearly someone who believes he's above the law."
    On his power:
    "I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time — and this includes naps — I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."
    On Major League 3:
    "It's being directed and written by a genius named David Ward who, I don't know, won the Academy Award at 23 for writing The Sting? [Ed. He was 29.] It was his pen and his vision that created the classic that we know today as Major League. In fact, a lot of people think the movie's called Wild Thing, as they should. Whatever … If they want me in it, it's a smash. If they don't, it's a turd that opens on a tugboat."
    On why he should be feared:
    "There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

    Wait, what?
    "Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

    No, seriously: What?
    "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

    On Alcoholics Anonymous:
    "It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math … another one of their mottoes is 'Don't be special, be one of us.' Newsflash: I am special, and I will never be one of you! I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my brain, with my mind. I cured it, I'm done … you don't look like you're having a lot of fun. I'm gonna hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view, Alex!"
    On ex-presidents:
    "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy."
    Sheen RIPS 'Men' Creator, AA and Thomas Jefferson [TMZ]
    http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment...een_radio.html
    he's batshit crazy.
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    Shit, he really is nuts.
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    He's gonna be dead soon. That's some amount of cocaine induced paranoia. Who is taking care of his kids when he and his ex wife are drugging it up?

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    I'm not sure if his ex wife is on vacation with him or not. I mean, really?

    Still, he has no need to rush back on Tuesday anymore. He may as well do an Amy Winehouse and just go on permanent vacation.

    Anyway, I'm changing my avi. He is no longer funny.

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    I couldn't give a shit about this guy. Horrible person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    So does Charlie and the other castmembers have guaranteed contracts? Is he still getting paid?

    I have never watched an episode and I don't know anyone that has. I'm still shocked about how much money he makes per episode. It's mind boggling.
    According to this, no he won't. The other cast members, I guess it depends on what their contracts say.

    I hope Charlie's calls for him to pay back everything this is costing the production company and network. He has too much damn money and I think that's a big part of his problem. They really created a monster with this show.

    FEB 242011
    10:30 PM ET

    Sorry Charlie: Sheen won't get paid for dumped 'Two and a Half Men' episodes
    by James Hibberd

    If you’re outraged by Charlie Sheen’s interviews today, here’s one fact that might make you feel better: The actor won’t get paid for the axed Two and a Half Men episodes.

    Sources say Sheen will not receive his estimated $1.2 million per-episode salary for the remaining four half-hours that CBS had commissioned from Warner Bros. (There were originally eight episodes left in the season, but CBS reduced the order after the show went on a production hiatus so Sheen could seek treatment.) Sheen is currently ranked the highest-paid actor on TV.

    As for the rest of the Men cast and crew, it’s currently unclear if they will be left high and dry, or will receive some measure of post-Sheen meltdown hazard pay.

    Sorry Charlie: Sheen won't get paid for dumped 'Two and a Half Men' episodes | Inside TV | EW.com
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    Poor Martin Sheen, he's gonna bury that bastard. and I feel sorry for Charlie's 5 kids. asshole.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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