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Thread: Channing Tatum & Jenna Dewan 'Have Lovingly Chosen to Separate'

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    Too bad they can't be honest. We can't live together anymore because he's a fucker. And every time I look at him: (pick one)

    I want to vomit
    I want to cry
    I think...how the fuck did I end up here?
    I think about having walked in on him with his dick in that woman
    I think about having walked in on him with his dick in that man
    I want to stab the fuck out of something
    I want to wait until he is asleep and hold a pillow over his head
    I wonder...how did I not notice how close together his eyes are before we had a kid together?

    Y'know...something like this
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    why can't they just say:

    we've decided to separate and appreciate respecting our privacy at this time.

    i guess i'm old fashioned. *shrugs*

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    Why say anything?

    That answer is kind of obnoxious too.

    No one's going to respect your privacy.

    And you don't really want them to if you're caring enough to announce it to the world.

    What they should really say is "be nice".
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    they might need to announce it since it was going to break in a gossip mag and they wanted to thwart it. but ow saying nothing might be an option.

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    It's times like this that being a celebrity must really be a pain in the ass.

    You almost have to make an announcement, but there's no way to do it without sounding douchey and/or pretentious.

    Hell, there are still people I run into who have no idea MrDark and I aren't together anymore. And it's been...3 yrs now.

    I purged my facebook of any pics with him (excepting DarkJr's graduation pics with both of us and the whole family, but that's it) and just eliminated my relationship status entirely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I am copyrighting all these phrases before the next new-age separation is announced:

    "Deliriously de-linked"

    "Considerately cleaved"

    "Affectionately abandoned"

    "Sensitively severed"

    "Devotedly decamped"

    "Warmly withdrew"

    "Vigilantly vacated"

    "Sensitively seceded"

    "Gracefully got the f*ck out of Dodge"

    Unconscious coupling
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    Bill Cobsy endorses unconscious coupling.
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    Not Jude Law, Right!

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    ???
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    No, not Jude Law.
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    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

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    Right!
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    Maybe she got sick of looking at his wingnut cletus-head. I know I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonnilass View Post
    Not Jude Law, Right!
    There oughta be a Law!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bonnilass View Post
    Not Jude Law, Right!
    You never know; Tatum is bisexual. (Although I don't think Jude Law is) I wouldn't be surprised if his next love interest is a man.

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    I don't think Jude would fuck anything he can't impregnate.
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    If a god of love and life ever did exist... he is long since dead. Someone... something, rules in his place.

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