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    "You should've never trusted Hollywood..."

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    That J-Ho one looks NOTHING like her. It's face is like a freaking cartoon. I don't get why people would spend money to buy a blow up doll in the first place, but especially to buy a "celebrity" one when they don't even resemble real people, much less the person they're supposed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zebracakes View Post
    Did you guys click through to the picture of the actual doll? This is JHo:

    Photos : Radar Online: Doll Parts
    YIKES!!



    Quote Originally Posted by southernbelle View Post
    That J-Ho one looks NOTHING like her. It's face is like a freaking cartoon. I don't get why people would spend money to buy a blow up doll in the first place, but especially to buy a "celebrity" one when they don't even resemble real people, much less the person they're supposed to be.
    They probably all look exactly the same too, except for different painted on hair and eye colors.
    Well, J-Ho's butt's probably a little bigger.

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    Where are the guys? I want me a Colin doll with a vibrating mouth and a trick anus.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zebracakes View Post
    Did you guys click through to the picture of the actual doll? This is JHo:

    Photos : Radar Online: Doll Parts
    It's got a big mouth and a huge ass, just like her.
    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    "High-class"- Yeah f**king right! This is probably the one that sells for only $19.99.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post

    Do me... everyone else has!
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    Loves sex in her shitty.


    Quote Originally Posted by CCkissesx View Post
    Does the Paris doll come with Herpes, night vision goggles and a free supply of Valtrex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post




    Does the Paris doll come with Herpes, night vision goggles and a free supply of Valtrex?

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    Eva Longoria should buy the one of her so she can make love to it nightly.
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    ^^ SO true.

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    These are too funny.

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    Love these! They are hysterical!!!!

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    Hahaha whoever buys that doll is getting a bad deal; looks nothing like JLO.

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    Ahhhhahahahaha these are too funny, I can't breathe!! ahhh!!!!
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