Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant with her second child

**tulip** · May 3rd, 2015, 05:57 PM

I think they should go with a pageant princess name…something like Destinee Neveah McKenzy.

**A*O** · May 3rd, 2015, 06:02 PM

Or a stripper name - Amber, Tiffany, Chanelle

**Clubber Lang** · May 3rd, 2015, 06:51 PM

Kate looks wonderful but it never ceases to amaze me how terribly Wills has aged.

**qwerty** · May 3rd, 2015, 07:28 PM

He peaked at 21. He was so cute back then. It went downhill all rather quickly. Like he gives a fuck.

**Cartermrc** · May 3rd, 2015, 07:34 PM

Yeah, Wills has lost his looks or he's just really, really tired! His nose is bigger, there are wrinkles around his eyes and his teeth look as if they've shifted or something. Someone on another blog said maybe he's still hot under the clothes.

**MsDark** · May 3rd, 2015, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by sputnik

He's super cute but those Windsor genes are strong.

I'm betting it will take three or more generations to eradicate the Windsor fug. Diana and Kate have helped.

Those kids better not marry or breed with relatives.

**Cartermrc** · May 3rd, 2015, 08:33 PM

Where did the Windsor fug come from, generations of inbreeding? Aging seems to bring it out in force.

**BoogsBun** · May 3rd, 2015, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Cartermrc

Where did the Windsor fug come from, generations of inbreeding? Aging seems to bring it out in force.

To me, without the benefit of being a royal junkie, they ALL kind of look alike.The second born seems to be the most eye-pleasing of the bunch. Harry is hotter than William, Eugenie seems to be hotter than Beatrice, Zara looks rather pretty, and the jury is out on Edward's spawn. Most Windsors aren't attractive, unless it's the second spawn. Pity my English blood, no matter how far it goes back, couldn't have worked its magic. Males don't go bald, our eyes stay in their sockets, and while we have bad teeth, they at least fit in our jaws.

Such a pity really. I mean COME ON, I just found out MY family name, in England, goes back to 1160...

**llamamama** · May 3rd, 2015, 09:06 PM

^ I blame the Queen Mother, because Queen Elizabeth's father was pretty hot. And Prince Philip wasn't so bad looking in his day either. Or maybe they just inherited the worst features of all of them.

**dougie** · May 3rd, 2015, 09:37 PM

Will looks like a Spencer to me and there's plenty fug from that side of the family too. Will strongly resembled Diana when he was younger and then when he matured the less attractive Spencer-Churchill-Roche genes kicked in.

**yanna** · May 3rd, 2015, 11:53 PM

I don't think there really is such a thing as Windsor fug.

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exhibit A, Edward VII, Charle's great grandfather:

wow, definitely elizabeth's jaw

Exhibit B, King George V, Charle's grandfather

Can't tell if he has the same jaw as Elizabeth

Exhibit C Queen Elizabeth

Not some great beauty but I can't imagine that anyone in their right mind would describe this woman as ugly. Still, eyes too close together, long face and that jaw

Then you have the most unexplainable mystery to me which is how two attractive people, Elizabeth and Philip:

Could produce 4 very unattractive children:

the image of his mother but with caricature exaggerated features. does not work well on a guy

so plain. that jaw!

huh, this one looks like Philip. Less prominent jaw

(young Edward with hair, still fug)
eek, it's the Joker!

When Andrew is the best of the bunch, you know that family has problems. I just don't get it. They all resemble Elizabeth, she's not ugly, her husband isn't ugly but all four are fug with poor Charles just a perfect storm of fug with those ears, eyes smooshed together that long horsey face and that mouth.

William really is a mystery with how someone went from this

to this:

It's not just the jaw and horsey teef. He lost his hair, he is aging way too fast... Who knew that Harry would end up being the hot one as an adult?

**Lofty Bike** · May 4th, 2015, 12:48 AM

But isn't Harry balding, too?

**A*O** · May 4th, 2015, 01:13 AM

There are persistent rumours that Prince Philip isn't Prince Andrew's father which might explain why he looks different. His alleged father is the late Lord Porchester, later the Earl of Carnarvon and owner of Highclere Castle AKA Downton Abbey who was HMQ's horse racing manager for many years and a very close friend. They certainly bear a remarkable resemblance [off to find pics, brb]

**Clubber Lang** · May 4th, 2015, 02:16 AM

Edward VII was a hottie.

I blame Prince Charles for the fug, somehow he managed to get the ugliest of all the Windsor genes and then unfortunately passed them on to William. Let us pray that adorable Prince George and Princess TBD are spared the aging ugly gene.

**arie_skop** · May 4th, 2015, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by yanna